Rocky M, NC Show Me A....

Show Me A....

yellow wampa, and I'll show you a Hoth pissing contest gone bad.

Show Me A....

tall ugnaught and I'll show you ummmm... a tall ugnaught...

 

Deep thoughts, by Joe the Wampa.

 

groovy..

who's next?

 

Show me a whiney Star Wars Character, and I'll show you a male Skywalker.

 

ahh, but was it whininess, or the Force nudging them in another direction????

Show me a Nexu and I'll show you a dentist's worst nightmare...

 

Show me a Twi'lek and I'll show you a drooling Lodreh.

 

I do not drool... really I don't... well, ok maybe a little.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Show me a slave Leia, and I will show you a happy man!

 

Watch it jedi....

 

show me a watched Jedi and I'll show you a pot that never boils... (hey, is it not the stuff inside the pot that generally boils??? what an expression)

whenever me say a classic Joeism, my imaginary DAWN!!!!! hands me an imaginary cookie... growl... yum!

 

Show me a midget in Star Wars, and I'll show you a character played by warwick davis...

 

show me a walking carpet and i'll show you a damned good sidekick

 

Janine! You've slighted Harrell Parker! He's our area resident real-life Ewok actor....
(true, but no we don't take offense...)


and R2, show me a walking carpet and we've both had too much blue milk....

 

Show me blue milk, and I will show you a good buzz.