Amph [Showtime] Your favorite serial killer, Dexter!

We only have one episode to go, and I've barely had anything to laugh at as a person who has never seen this program. Step up your game, hate reviewers!

 

At this point, I'm too underwhelmed to hate it.

 

The ending:

 

Got an F on A.V. Club. Can't wait to watch it!

 

Well some facebook post I just saw liked it:

"Dexter ended really well. I'm just so depressed it's over "

So there you go. It must be awesome.

 

Well, that was somehow even more terrible than the "leaked" stuff. Of all the stupid things in the episode, the one that really stood out was him taking Deb's body (SPOILER NO ONE CARES ABOUT) onto his boat and dumping it into the ocean for no reason. At least it was kind of funny.

 

What happened

 

QMAOFT

We were promised an epic takedown of this show. We have been waiting for months. Time to deliver.

 

I did not promise anything.

 

I just want to know what happened without having to watch it. Did he die?

 

They kind of ripped off Dark Knight Rises. The imagery of the boat going straight into the storm was similar, plus the fake death.

My goodness, crap copying crap! / Threepio

 

He faked his death by driving his yacht into the hurricane and abandoning it. How did he get back to land?

"**** you, that's how!" -Scott Buck

 

Apparently he becomes a Canadian lumberjack.

 

That the show did not end with him getting caught and his world crumbling around him is a travesty.

 

Well, yeah, but it was clear for a while that he was going to get off scott-free.

 

There is a pretty big promise implicit in that last sentence Even.

 

pretty much season 5 onward

 

Poor Elway was stuck on the wrong damn show. Gonna wake up feeling humiliated, indeed...

 

It's for the same reason I watched Star Trek Into Darkness despite knowing it would be bad. I don't want to be beaten by the "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT" trump card.

 

season 2 was the only good season of dexter. the other three of the first four were middling and everything since has been nigh unwatchable

 

But why make a defense against their only real counter-attack unless you were about to launch a brutal frontal assault yourself? Come on, Even. You owe it to us. Unleash the fury that only dwells inside of you.

 

I was fine and happy with the finale as he drove towards the hurricane, but then the lumberjack reveal happened. Garbage. I'm sad and mad at myself for wasting 8 years with this show, but at least 4 of those years (the first four) were good.

 

Well that sucked.