My new sig quote gave me an idea, and you all know how dangerous a fanfic author with an idea is. Signs That Your Destiny May Be Controlled By A Fanfic Author: You have ever been abducted, tortured, murdered, resurrected, and married all within the same week You have the strangest feeling that you've died like this before Your romantic "type" seems to be eerily perfect people, who suddenly expire tragically, thus leaving you scarred for life. Then, when you seek therapy to overcome your grief, you fall in love with your eerily perfect therapist, who suddenly expires tragically, thus leaving you scarred for life. You have ever had the events of an entire day choreographed to fit the lyrics to a song from "The Little Mermaid," and you don't even know what the hell "The Little Mermaid" is. You have ever met more than one (1) first-order relative you never knew you had--or two first-order relatives, if your last name happens to be "Skywalker." Extra points if said relative happens to be your child . . . and you're female. Your life has ever been spared by a beta reader. (This doesn't count if you are a fanfic author who happens to go out drinking with your beta reader or something.) You have ever had a 5,000-word interior monologue in which you explained your complicated backstory--to yourself. Your new best friend/significant other/romantic rival is a person from another universe. Extra points if said person has antigrav "anatomy," strangely dewy eyes, and blue hair--and nobody around you seems to notice. You have ever cried all night because your significant other appeared to be ignoring you at a party, and you're 37, and male, and the commander of a crack military squadron, of Imperial soldiers. One by one, all of your ex-lovers, relatives, and childhood friends turn to the dark side, and nobody starts investigating you or the crappy educational system that trained you. (Oh wait . . . that goes for EU authors, too . . .) Any others?