Atlantic Simpson quotes

Homer:"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna end up back here anyway."

 

Homer:"I'm smarter than the devil! I'm smarter than the devil!"

Devil Flanders:"YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, HOMER SIMPSON!"

 

*homer sees a family picture with bart holding a card board cut out of a speach bubble saying 'I stink' pointing to homer's mouth.*

HOMER: "hey! i don't remember saying that!"

 

Bart:lookin at pet frog Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me!

Marge:enters Bart's room Bart, how would you like to spend the next three months in France?

Bart: Would I!

 

Bart Wars
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No, I am your father!
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Dammit! These were working before! Does anyone know a place that I can upload pics and link them or whatever?

 

I can see the pictures fine

 

They won't show up on my computer.

 

"Disco Stu likes Disco Ladies."



"Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed 'you' referring to me. The correct answer was 'you.'"

 

Bump! This line has been in my head for awhile.

Maude Flanders: "I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."

Krusty the Klown: "SEX CAULDRON?! I thought they closed that place down?"

 

Prolly already said -

NO BEER AND NO TV MAKE HOMER GO SOMETHING SOMETHING - marge - GO CRAZY ? - homer - DON'T MIND IF I DO -

 

Homer: "IF you two country hens are done clucking, I'd like to buy a copy of 'Jugs and Ammo.'"

 

You sunk my 'Scrabbleship'!

 

Homer:"Wow, what an ending! Who would have thought that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!"

 

Worst Episode Ever!

 

Mark Hamill: "Homer, use the for...

Homer: "The Force?"

Mark Hamill: "No, use the forks, use the forks!"

 

I bent my Wookiee

 

OH... MY... GOODNESS!!! i have been missing some of the greatest discussion in jc history... lol... i have SOOOOOOOO MANY quotes... lol, i am going to have fun on this one...

HOMER (singing): simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in history... from the, town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree

 

ok... quote from homer on simpsons road rage....
"lousy rotten kharmic retribution"

 

grandpa simpson: you never know what you can do until you put your mind to it... i never thought that i could shoot down a german airplane, but last year.... i prooved myself wrong


(whats up with all of the stars?)

 

refering to the episode that the simpsons lost their house to cooter the carnie, and had to live in barts tree house...

HOMER: YOU BETTER NOT BE SITTING IN MY ASS GROVE!!!

MARGE: HOMER!

HOMER: it took me years to forge that groove

 

refering to the episode that the simpsons lost their house to cooter the carnie, and had to live in barts tree house...

HOMER: YOU BETTER NOT BE SITTING IN MY ASS GROVE!!!

MARGE: HOMER!

HOMER: it took me years to forge that groove

(dont ask why i posted this twice... lol... i dont know why it did)

 

Homer: "Awww, 20 dollars."

Homer's brain: "Quiet you fool, 20 dollars can buy more peanuts."

Homer: "Explain how!"

Homer's brain: "Money can exchanged for goods and services."

Homer: "Woo hoo!"

 

"We're gonna hit him [George Bush Senior] right where he lives."

"His home?"

"Exactly!"

 

"He's a loser Marge, dump him. I travel the world and the seven seas. I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!"