Since there's no ladies about....

Okay I shall answer your question but these are not women I would sleep with these are women that I think are beautiful. But not sleep worthy
1 Catherine zeta jones
2 lucy lui
3 jennifer lopez

 

That is slanderous sir and you will be hearing from my Solicitor. And I share the same solicitor as Dave Lee Travis and Roger Moore......

As if Gittes would start a dirty thread.....the man is purer than driven snow; only last week I saw him handing out Easter Eggs to the old and infirm. Yes he did take their wallets/purses at the same time bu that's besides the point......

ED: Lucy Lui mings like a beeyatch. I wouldn't fluck her for all the tea in china!

 

That's cool man...and I don't think nemco's got reason to be jealous of Jordan after taking a looksee in the Picture thread!

Jordan is rougher than a hessian codpiece...and I have to admit that I would struggle to rise to the occasion if presented with her for Christmas.

 

I would. But then I would to most. No, just remembered, I'm not that goat JediGittes. Personality (and I use that in the loosest way) crossover.

 

In that case - I'll have Lucy Liu


About the easter egg day, I happened to be wondering past that day too. Do you know if he managed to pull that bag lady he was chatting up - seemed awfully charitifical to me ;p

 

Yeah, but nemco has club feet, don't ya luv.

 

EDIT

 

At first glance I too thought he was on the graft - but as it turned out, JG was just taking time out to speak to a Mrs. Dunleavy who, due to her son's smack addiction, had been forced to life on the streets and sell her body for whatever pittance she could eke out......

 

Oh, so that's why I saw JG hand over a 50pence piece with the egg...

 

I think you may have me mixed up with your girlfriend!!!

 

NAh, she's got webbed feet and pig nose.

 

Aaaah, so that's where she's got too!

 

Uhoh! TC is on the pull again!

Here's a highly amusing video of a group parachute jump...with a difference!

http://members.easyspace.com/nscyfc/parachute.mpeg

 

Poodu, do you get a share of their advertising revenue? That's three threads you advertised for them on. Seriously though, I will check it out, just the work PC's have not got all the hardware enabled and they are Nt machines so I need admin rights to change the software settings.

 

Oh no, tc is updating his 'those I must play jokes on list'

 

Cantona, whats your girlfriends name, SMG??? cause thast a good description you gave of her!

 

nemco has definately got something against the girl Gellar!

 

I wish. Actually, I am seeing someone right now.

 

She's just upset that I fancy her. Green eyed monster.

 

Who's green-eyed?? I love green eyes!!!

 

I have green eyes...as you know Poods.

 

Have you?? Damn, I never really noticed that!!

Anyhoo..I just lost all will to live for this afternoon...just had the garage on the phone..my car repair bill is already at £800 and is well on its way to four figures..and won't be ready until tomorrow now...

 

You know what they say about Green Eyes dontcha....

Green Eyes = must be going out with a raging Spurs queer. Oh how prophetic the old phrases turn out to be......(j/k Minxy - don't get your eyebrows out!)

ED: Fire bomb the garage and steal your car back Poods - I'm afraid it's the only answer.....*Gets phone out ready to call Old Bill and grass* Mwahahahahahaha!

 

Hmmm....I just spent $400 getting my car fixed to drive Denver today. Needed new breaks and a new belt for the power steering. At least they smiled. It's nice to get screwed with a smile.

 

If only my car repair cost $400...or equivalent of I am extremely distressed now...