Since there's no ladies about....

Come back Oscar Wilde - AW has ursurped your position as funniest man in the Commonwealth!

Actually I had been invited and was trying to demonstrate exactly how ejaculation into the face could be a pleasurable experience for a woman......

 

ie the bride

Of course, Gittes, you missed and hit the tissue you laid out, and had everyone laughing at your cheesy line "I always come (not using the other spelling, I hate that word) prepared" for months afterwards

 

LOL! I'm just trying to figure out how your mate could possibly think of having a **** as a suitable seduction technique! LMAO!!!

 

She was probably asleep. Women love being woken up by a man ****ing over their chops - I thought everyone knew that?!......although come to think of it, I have been arrested every time I've tried it......

 

the teen idea of romance

 

Believe me Poods, so did the rest of us ?

 

LOL. Actually the bride's sister is a really foxy chick. At a fancy dress she went as a cave girl in a furry bikini.

 

Yabbadabbado

 

I still can't get that image of LV and Natalie Portman out of me mind........

 

While Sarah Michelle Geller is stamding at the sidelines watching, waiting to join in eh Gittes?

 

It is a very pleasant thought, I have to admit JG! Though I'd like Famke Jannson thrown in for good measure!

 

Poods, is she wearing her leather X-Men uniform?

 

Actually, I prefer the slinky red dress from Deep Rising meself! although, I have to admit, Famke looked the biz in X-Men!

 

I Loved Deep Rising!!!

//Cough

Did I say that??

 

I haven't seen Deep Rising, only Goldeneye, X-Men and the House on Haunted Hill... but she looks gorgeous in anything

 

Yeah - I am not overly fussed as to the combinations; I'd just like to witness some girly action - and I've seen pictures of LV and methinks it would make for a pleasant evening's entertainment. You'd be a shrunken husk of a man come morning!

 

Deep Rising is a classy B-movie Arun! Treat Williams is the cheap man's Bill Pullman..and that's cheap...

 

Wasn't it by the director who did The Mummy??

I thought it was hilarious....

The last scene is a classic...

 

Billie
Britany
Buffy
& me

Now THAT's a foursome....

 

As film snobby as I try to be, I actually liked the Mummy

 

Mr Stephen Sommers....also director of the Mario Van Peebles/Chris Lambert classic Gunmen!

I love the geeky engineer dude...he is a class act and Wes Studi is always quality!

The Mummy was a classy popcorn flick

 

Billie! Are you going to be the man who goes after Chris Evans.

 

One of my friends at school was Billie's double!

 

Billie!!!

Now that is disturbing....

Personally I'd rather hit her with a mallet than bang her...

 

She looks a bit like a Greek girl I know - also her name starts with a B.

As my old English teacher used to say:

'Aliteration is vital for great group sex'