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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    That's just what Arun said to him. ;)
     
  2. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ah yes Alphoawolf...He's such a hilarious twisted nugget of befouled humanity! I enjoy prodding him with flaming sticks, stapling luncheon meats to his grotesque hunchback, and having my personal guards deliver cruel titty twisters unto him! Also....I get a secret kick from pouring scalding hot fondue down his soiled loincloth! I'm chuckling just thinking about that stinking hunk of god-forsaken flesh tap-dancing while I toss firecrackers at his malformed feet.

    BWAH-HA-HA!
     
  3. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    She's insatiable, lads... I always thought it'd be great to have a nymphomaniac girl, but it ain't NO FUN....

    ED: Well..it is..until you get into double figures and are getting no sleep...
     
  4. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My bird's a filthy nympho - and I wouldn't have it any other way! Being pestered for sex is a lot better than doing the pestering!
     
  5. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Arun - We really need to talk.
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    No talk scum.....


    Dance!!!


    //Starts throwing firecrackers
     
  7. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Maybe I give in too much? ;)

    ======

    Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
    with God."
    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
    God said, "Ah, yes."
    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention.
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
     
  8. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ACK!


    //doing moonwalk



    you got some issues Arun.....
     
  9. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    just meglomania...
     
  10. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    oh, is that all!
     
  11. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I can tell you are vexed young Alphawolf...tell god your problems...
     
  12. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    yeah...and your collection of Gay Dancing Monkeys Arun.....You see what he's trying to do AW - you're being groomed for the dance solo routine!

    Why Arun..You Diabolical...*Adam West voice*
     
  13. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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  14. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Are you referring to me as a "dancing Monkey?"





    "look at the funny monkey" :D
     
  15. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oh Gittes...you are a card..

    When they made you, they surely broke the mold. Then, they found the moldmaker, dragged him out into the street, and beat him repeatedly into a bloody pulp..
     
  16. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I never understand the sarah michelle Gellar thing why??? shes so ordinary looking.
     
  17. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I would.



    and i wish every "ordinary" girl I knew looked like her.
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ditto...

    She looks like a toby mug...
     
  19. Devils_Advocate

    Devils_Advocate Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    \

    I am NOT a monkey
     
  20. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think it's her suppleness - you seen how far she can open her legs?!

    Arun - you were half-right; they actually took the mouldmaker to a slap-up nosh at Mrs. Miggin's Pie Shop and supplied him with gifts, cash and - obviuosly- pies....
     
  21. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    That's what they told you in the orphange
     
  22. AlphaWolf

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  23. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    But the tip of her nose is so long, it almost touches her lips.
     
  24. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?!

    I wasleft on the doorstep with me mam's old service revolver and a note: 'Please look after my baby, I can't be bothered'

    I try and put a brave face on it but sometimes I'm cut to the quick. Still, better than being a lab experiment eh Arun?

    ED: It ain't long enough to prevent something else going in her mouth though....
     
  25. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    SMG is one of the most highly attractive females on this planet and the only reason she didn't get into my list of three was cos everyone else seemed to be voting for her! And long nose??
     
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