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Games Snappy Replies to Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by PCCViking, Jan 7, 2015.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Rules: Similar to the Snappy Replies to Star Wars Quotes, only this involves non-Star Wars movies. I'll begin:

    "Tell me, friend: have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
     
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  2. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Yeah I'm going to need like 100% more clarification on that one.
     
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  3. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Who's Snappy?
     
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  4. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Sorry. A movie quote gets posted, then you post a snappy/sarcastic response, then you reply with another movie quote.

    Here's the inspiration for the thread: http://boards.theforce.net/threads/snappy-replies-to-star-wars-quotes.50019032/
     
  5. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    Oh yeah, well the jerk stored said they're running out of you!
     
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  6. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'll be back.
     
  7. dp4m

    dp4m Also a Narc star 10

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    No you won't, quitbie!

    "Get to the choppa!"
     
  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    This thread shames us all, PVC Bandit!

    "Somebody shut that **** up before I ***-start her head."
     
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  9. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I'm a little busy here!

    I'm as constant as the northern star.
     
  10. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Community Moderator star 6 Staff Member Moderator

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    on a foggy day

    it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
     
  11. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I'll need the hose to clean off this crappy lotion.

    "You are already dead."
     
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  12. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Then why am I still walking and talking?

    I am Iron Man.
     
  13. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    More like the Iron Lady.

    "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
     
  14. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Community Moderator star 6 Staff Member Moderator

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    You'll end up on a register

    I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho
     
  15. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You know what happened to Mike Honcho, right?

    "Put the ******' lotion in the basket!"
     
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  16. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aww, hell naw!

    You want the truth?
     
  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk Community Moderator star 6 Staff Member Moderator

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    on the weekends, my name is mandy

    I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88
     
  18. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    There are laws against that, you know.

    Nothing better than live bait to trap a bat.
     
  19. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    This is the funniest comment in the whole thread. Odds are, we'll be able to say the same by the time it closes.
     
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  20. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Game Winner star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject.

    He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for you?
     
  21. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    No. How about Harvard?

    This is why Superman works alone.
     
  22. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    Not 'cause you're a pompous **** who refers to himself in the 3rd person?

    What is best in life?
     
  23. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC Manager star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Pizza.

    "How bout a magic trick?"
     
  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Sorry, Muggles aren't allowed to do that.

    I'm Batman.
     
  25. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    YOUR PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

    "What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"