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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Darth Downunder, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Aug 5, 2001
    Here's a classic game that I haven't seen on the Community boards for a few years. May be time to fire it up again.

    Rules:

    First person posts a genuine line from the movies.

    Second person posts a funny/snappy answer to that line...and
    posts a new line from the movies.

    Third person posts a funny/snappy answer to that line...and
    posts a new line from the movies....and so on...

    Examples:

    I don't have anything else, but Republic Credits will do fine.

    Uh no they won't but hand over the hottie and we might be able to work something out.
    It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

    Yeah? My grandmother could do it in 10 parsecs with her eyes closed!
    I think he is a she.

    Only one way to find out!
    There, you see Lord Vader she can be reasonable.

    A trait not passed on from her mother, I can tell you that!

    Ok?

    Here's the opening line. Have at it!

    It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous, he's holding me back.
     
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  2. Seagoat

    Seagoat PT and Music Section Detective Potato star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Jan 25, 2013
    Jealous of being a whiny *****?
    Sorry about the mess
     
  3. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Aug 5, 2001
    That's ok, I saw that he shot first so...

    Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
     
  4. Palp Fiction

    Palp Fiction Jedi Master star 3

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    Feb 18, 2003
    Well now that you mention it you are being a bit heavy handed, Mr Vader.

    You look tired.
     
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  5. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Aug 5, 2001
    I know, I've been stalking pretty young girls all night.

    You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
     
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  6. Seagoat

    Seagoat PT and Music Section Detective Potato star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Jan 25, 2013
    Nah, but I've heard of the Century Pigeon

    They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals!
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Nothing wrong with that. I hear they're good with fava beans and a nice chianti.

    Prisoner transfer from Cell Block AA-23.
     
  8. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Aug 5, 2001
    Oooh give him here, I'll take him. My daughter's always wanted a pet wookie.

    Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways Lord Vader.
     
  9. Palp Fiction

    Palp Fiction Jedi Master star 3

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    Feb 18, 2003
    Well if that doesn't frighten you maybe....THIS WILL !! [removes helmet]

    The cave, remember your failure in the cave?
     
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  10. scooper121s

    scooper121s Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Mar 4, 2014
    No, but I remember yours

    No! I, am your father.
     
  11. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Aug 5, 2001
    But....you're a robot aren't you?

    Where are the plans you intercepted?
     
  12. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Apr 17, 2008
    Why don't you try and do something yourself for once.

    I've taken care of everything
     
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  13. Palp Fiction

    Palp Fiction Jedi Master star 3

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    Feb 18, 2003
    Please, you're just a farmboy with a laser sword.

    I see you have constructed a new lightsaber.
     
  14. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Apr 17, 2008
    Yeah look! *cuts own head off*

    There's always a bigger fish
     
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  15. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Force Ghost star 5

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    Apr 23, 2007
    Unless there isn't.


    Where are you going?
     
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  16. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Apr 17, 2008
    Shawarma

    Charming, to the last
     
  17. Padawan Fangirl

    Padawan Fangirl Jedi Padawan star 3

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    Nov 28, 2013
    But you certainly aren't.

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as though millions cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
     
  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Oh, that was just the cable going off. It always cuts out in hyperspace.

    Oota goota, Solo?
     
  19. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Yeah, I was gonna go see your mom.

    You failed, your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
     
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  20. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Apr 17, 2008
    Really? How did that work out for him?

    Do or do not. There is no try.
     
  21. scooper121s

    scooper121s Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Mar 4, 2014
    Didn't you try to defeat Sidious?

    Not from a Jedi
     
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Oh what? I'm gonna learn it from your old ass?

    Gonk! Gonk!
     
  23. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Apr 17, 2008
    Gonk! Gonk! Is that you friggin say?

    I hate it when he does that
     
  24. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Aug 5, 2001
    Don't worry, he's just being suspended on wires in front of a blue screen.

    Will he finish what he begins?
     
  25. Seagoat

    Seagoat PT and Music Section Detective Potato star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Jan 25, 2013
    I don't think he'll even start in the first place

    Look at the size of that thing!
     
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