Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Hey, that's no way to talk about Porkins.

Stop that. My hands are dirty.

 

Oh, that's gross.

Shut him up or shut him down.

 

*Welds Goldenrod's metal lips shut.*

He was deceived by a lie...we all were.

 

Well maybe what you were told was true, "from a certain point of view". Feel free to use that if you like.

I was hoping to transmit my application to the academy this year.

 

Really? Who's going to pay your tuition? That's right, me. Get back to work so I can make money for you.

What a drag.

 

Really? You're going to make 3rd rate puns in the middle of a battle??

What of the reports of the Rebels gathering near Sullust?

 

Reports? You're giving me reports? Why don't you get a legion out there are figure out if the reports are true! God. Are you new?

Cut the chatter Red 2

 

Cut the chatter? Yeah ok "Mom", sorry "Mom". Please let us know when it's ok to talk!!

Into the garbage chute flyboy.

 

I knew you liked it dirty.

The negotiations were short

 

Hmm.....I don't think jokes are your forte my young Padawan.

But you told me Vader betrayed & murdered my father!

 

Do you want to hear the rest of the story or not?


There was no father.

 

For what? What was he chosen for? Oh, THAT chosen one. Well the jury is still out on that one.

I thought I told you to remain on the command ship

 

I know but I had to use the bathroom & I prefer these toilets. It's number 2!

I don't think she likes me watching her.

 

No one likes you watching them.

It's a trap!

 

No kidding Admiral fish-head!

What's goin on...buddy?

 

I'm about to take back MY SHIP and get myself paid too.

For Luck

 

No tongue?

I'm Luke Skywalker! I'm here to rescue you!

 

Hey. Moron. I like it here.

Wipe them out. All of them

 

I dunno, buddy... these are some pretty tough stains!

I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of! And, I'm doing it for you... to protect you.

 

Oh yeah? Who's going to protect you?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

 

Isn't that an absolute?

I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee

 

Hey, you got to go along before we get along.

Many Bothans died to get us this information

 

[hand raised] Ah excuse me, what the hell's a Bothan??

You want this...don't you?

 

I'd rather not if you don't mind.

He's my brother.