Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You think that's bad? You should see what he managed to do with the coffee maker. It's bleep'in miracle this guy is still alive.

Pull up Red2

 

No I've got to keep it steady. I'm a bit queezy from that lunch we had

I don't know where you get your delusions laser brain.

 

You mean you don't know everything, your Highness?

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

Sucks to be them.

Now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

Can you say that 1 more time?

Henceforth you shall be known as Darth....Vader.

 

Vader? Really? You couldn't have thought of a better name, old man?

Your apprentice, Skywalker will be.

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Grateful, I am...hahaha you talk like a spaz.

Would it help if I got out & pushed?

 

Yeah, just don't get those big, dirty wookiee paw-prints of yours all over the place. This thing looks enough like a piece of junk as it is.

At last, the Jedi are no more.

 

Guess you haven't read the EU.

Where did you dig up that old fossil !?

 

Your mom's shower.

Terminate her, immediately!

 

Wrong sci-fi franchise pal.

I thought I recognised your foul stench when I was brought on board.

 

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness!

Uehr, you will be....you will be.

 

No, I won't be.

Army or not, you must realize you are doomed!

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I can see your bowels floating in that glass thing. It's gross.

We can pay you 2000 now plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.

 

Tell you what... If we get there, and everything's all mysteriously blasted to hell, you owe me DOUBLE.

I can't believe he's gone...

 

..................Sorry, what was that I was painting my nails ?

I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.

 

That's it! That's it! I'm sooooo over this! Take your heavy breathing, your big helmet, and your upside down smiling GOONS, and get the blazes OUT of MY CITY! *choke* *dies*

I hope you trust me, Anakin.

 

That comment was a bit sudden & out of context! Who's editing this movie!?

Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

*Throws smoke bomb, steals Leia, and runs*

Always thinking with your stomach

 

At least I don't think like you.

Will someone please get this walking carpet out of my way?

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*Chewy rips her arm off* Rowwww

Together we will rule the galaxy as father and son

 

Yeah maybe we'll call ourselves Skywalker & Sons Incorporated

You my friend are all that's left of their religion.