Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Look, I used all my credits just to win the Falcon from Lando - I didn't have the extra 50,000 to gamble for the owner's manual!

You sure? You looked a little green when you came out of that fighter.

 

I'm a Zelosian, we are supposed to look green.

Buzz droids.

 

Mr. Droid, Mr. Dooku on line 1.

Jar Jar Binks, have you gone completely mad? You'll do more harm than good.

 

Mesa believe the enemy will think the same thing though.

Remember when you said "worse than droidekas"? I think we're about to meet them.

 

What makes you say that?

We stand here amidst my achievement, not yours!

 

Yes, yes, nice job with the wallpaper.

Hello? I say, is anyone there? Why is there never an R2 unit when you need one?

 

Because they're smart enough to sense trouble coming?

If you could have taken Dooku alive, would you have?

 

If you paid me enough.

I must be allowed to speak.

 

"Must" is not a word to be used to Hutts.

He's all yours, bounty hunter.

 

He was mine anyway, but thanks.

You will take me to Jabba now.

 

Not my type.

I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.

 

But what do people in the Star Wars universe pray to?

There isn't enough sentiment in your body to warm an orphaned bacterium.

 

I prefer it that way.

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!

 

From the Sith point of view, everyone is evil, and they believe that the Sith are just better at admitting it.

You are more than just a pilot, WAC.

 

Maybe if you didn't view the world through red and yellow contacts that are supposed to scream "LOOK AT MY EYES, I'M EVIL.", things wouldn't look that way.

You were my brother, Anakin!

 

Was your dad "The Force" too?

By the light of Lothal's moons.

 

Don't try to blind me!

I'm not going to take the fall for something I didn't do!

 

If you're not careful, you'll be falling in a more literal sense than that.

Now you fall, as all Jedi must.

 

No, only weak and unworthy Jedi fall. Like you.

And, General... I prefer to get my reward in cash.

 

Republic coins or Seperatist coins though?

I'm so glad you decided to surrender.

 

(... And I'm so glad I'm such a convincing liar. Perhaps that'll come in handy again some day. ...)

What? Hey, it's not my fault. You were supposed to study the holomaps.

 

But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

Begun the Clone War has.

 

Only to you.

Now this is Podracing!

 

No wonder you'd never finished a race until recently.

Qui-Gon's defiance I sense in you. Need that you do not.

 

Alright...alright.