Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Kidnapping innocent children? Seems like a small-time crime for the likes of you.

 

They're Jedi children, which means very rare and big-time powers.

What? It's a nice hat.

 

I'll add it to my collection.

It may be difficult to secure your release.

 

That's Dooku-speak for "I'm not going to help you".

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.

 

"You will make a fine addiction to my collection."
- the Collector

You have only the delayed the inevitable.

 

Why do now what you can delay until later?

I will show you the dark side.

 

I've seen worse.

Maybe, but I have to sort this out on my own.

 

See ya in about 15 years.

Concentrate all your fire on those walkers! Should we run? It would be better if we just surrendered.

 

Coward.

You need a teacher! I can show you the ways of the Force.

 

Almost sold....do you do an end of term musical production?

I hate you!

 

Good.

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

 

That's called "cheating" in sabacc players' circles.

Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

 

That's what she said.

I have you now.

 

You owe 20 years of back child support, you deadbeat.

I always had a good feeling about you, Assassin.

 

You should stop talking if you know what’s good for you!

I will tell him myself.

 

Get it over with.

Come to Darthomir.

 

I ain’t going anywhere!

I have a good feeling about this.

 

Your optimism is misplaced.

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

 

If you want to play to our emotions, why not sacrifice someone we know instead of unnamed creatures never seen on screen in 40 years!

The Emperor has made a critical error.

 

As opposed to a non-critical error.

I can feel your anger!

 

No, what you feel are your pants that just caught on fire.

Our ships are in position, and we are ready to begin our campaign against the Geonosians.

 

Remember how many electoral votes we need to win.

My lord, is that legal?

 

[Stares in disbelief] If it were legal, would I need you?

This is a planetary-wide invasion, captain. If I devote resources to your position, it will mean sacrificing other areas of the campaign.

 

But if you don't, it will mean losing the campaign itself.

Strong enough to face Darth Sidious, you will never be.

 

Nobody is strong enough to look at a face that ugly.

I trusted them to fix it! It's not my fault!