Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

I've turned it into a mobile contraband store.

Monitor Skywalker, and allow him to land.

 

I can't think of anything witty to say sir, so here is a kitten.

You KNOW it to be true!

 

So, it's a true or false question?

We would be honored if you would join us.

 

Is your marriage license in order?

Vader doesn't want you at all.

 

Of course not - I'm not Padme.

Where is that shuttle going?

 

To Funkytown.
Are you Han Solo?

 

Do I look like a dancer?

So what's your sob story, flyboy?

 

My movie didn't generate enough cash.

You do not yet realize your importance.

 

If you did, you'd jump now instead of waiting for the big twist.

I'm so glad you decided to surrender.

 

It's only so I could get close enough to knock you out.

I know.

 

You know nothing.

This is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.

 

So we need to scrape off the Falcon, I get it.

Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship.

 

Unfortunately, it's the wrong half.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

So what? It's not like you can use some mystical energy field against me.

It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

 

Beats being complicated tricks and nonsense.

It's too big to be a space station.

 

You think that's too big? Just wait three decades.

Yousa no tinken yousa greater den da Gungans? Mesa like dis. Maybe wesa... bein' friends.

 

With friends like you, who needs enemies?

I am not a committee!

 

And Palpatine wasn't The Senate - that didn't stop him from calling himself that.

Your behaviour, Jyn Erso, is continually unexpected.

 

I aim to surprise.

Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

 

Precise, yes. Accurate, no.

I'm ... in space. And I'm about to die!

 

How melodramatic.

Hey, it's me.

 

Hay is for banthas, not people.

Track them! They may come around for another pass.

 

Didn't they already pass the course?

Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

 

I'd haunt you if Obi-Wan wasn't already doing so.

But it's a whole 'nother year!

 

As opposed to a half 'nother year.

I'm not afraid.