Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Yup, you're a Skywalker, not a Fraid.

I wonder if he's related to Ben.

 

What does your script tell you?

Of course, I know him. He's me.

 

Jedi, know thyself.

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

 

Strange choice of friends.

Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone.

 

Remember what happened the last time you faced him alone?

Help! I'll be defoliated!

 

Sounds like fun.

I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

 

Kinda like Palpatine's "I love democracy" claims.

He put a fuse in the Death Star and I've just told the entire galaxy how to light it.

 

By turning on the switch.

I don't have anything else, but credits will do fine.

 

Yes, they will. What, you think I'm some kind of Toydarian?

It's a rock. And you just made a clicking sound with your mouth.

 

What if it was paper or scissors?

There's always a bigger fish.

 

And it will inevitably end up trying to eat our heroes.

There's one. Set for stun.

 

Well, I am stunning, aren't I?

You may fire when ready.

 

Here it comes, ready or not.

To be on the Council at your age - it's never happened before.

 

But it's possible now, thanks to the Constitutional Amendment.

You have done that yourself!

 

It is by my order, and for the good of State, that the bearer has done, what has been done.

When my apprentice Darth Vader arrives, he will ... take care of you.

 

Oh, so he's a babysitter now?

Welcome, Lord Vader. We have been expecting you.

 

I bet you weren't expecting your old enemy Anakin Skywalker though.

Good morning. Nice of you guys to drop by.

 

Do you like our parachutes?

Not bad for the furball. There's only one left.

 

Be careful not to let them hear the word "furball", otherwise they might start trying to cook you again.

Why does everybody want to go back to Jakku?

 

Because of the low humidity levels!

Chewie, we're home.

 

Does that mean we scored a home run?

Han Solo, the Rebellion general?

 

They'll make anybody a general these days.

Tell them that if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.

 

You're the one with the magic. You do it!

Listen, Big Deal. You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always.

 

Fake news.

Jabba, this is your last chance.

 

Have you looked down? That's not a diving board you're on.

Can't believe I was so foolish to think I could find Luke and bring him home.