Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Not my problem.

Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

 

My ghost is going to haunt you, you know.

Give the evacuation code signal. And get to your transports.

 

Make us.

I am not a committee!

 

You're not the Senate either.

No, no, no, this one goes here, that one goes there.

 

Are we putting together a jigsaw puzzle again?

It's too big to be a space station.

 

This coming from the guy whose home system has an even bigger one.

Attack pattern Delta. Go now.

 

I prefer Attack pattern United Airlines instead.

You may fire when ready.

 

Ok, gonna get a meatball wrap, watch some tv and then be good to go, sir.

I don't think you boys can help. I must go alone.

 

Boys?! Why do the Jedi always condescend to the young?

You mean it controls your actions?

 

Like a remote control, duh.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

 

Well, it's a bit hard to evacuate after the Death Star gets blown up.

Well, you have to start somewhere.

 

Let's start at the very beginning, a very good place to start...

I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!

 

I don't know, it looks fun to me.

Do not defy the Council, Master, not again.

 

I will defy you many times more.

I'm one with the Force, and the Force is with me.

 

You will be one with the force soon enough.

The dark side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor.

 

You would know.

Revenge is not the Jedi way.

 

Hence why it is "Return of the Jedi" not "Revenge of the Jedi."

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last we shall have Revenge.

 

Easy for you to say.

Because it's controlled by the Hutts.

 

Wusses.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.

 

Better to choke on that than asparagus.

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

 

Why should I take your word over Obi-Wan's?

There's nothing more we can do. The shield doors must be closed.

 

You afraid of a little snow?

Artoo! Oh, this is no time for heroics. Come back!

 

How about three o'clock, then?

It's a trap!

 

No kidding Fishlock.

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

 

At least I live a little...

It is your destiny.