Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You do everything terribly, what's different about this?

Perhaps you feel you're being treated unfairly.

 

This is why you will be sacked.

Rebellions are built on hope!

 

I hope not!

I will not fail.

 

You already have.

Handle that your Padawan will.

 

I've sent him on an errand.

You've lost.

 

No, I am lost. Do you know where I am?

Until caught this killer is, our judgement she must respect.

 

Can't the killer render his judgement over holonet? He doesn't have deliver it in person.

Should you really proceed without the Council's permission?

 

Haven't you heard the phrase better to ask forgiveness than permission?

You have the spirit of a true Jedi!

 

Yeah, but you know what... the generic no-brand spirit tastes just as good.

Where's your sense of chivalry, Han?

 

I left it in the Middle Ages.

Tell that to Kanjiklub.

 

I'm telling it to you.

You fell into that nightmare Master, and I rescued you, remember?

 

Your memory needs work, apprentice.

I am the Senate!

 

Hello, the Senate, I'm dad.

Breath. Just, breath.

 

Make me.

Prepare a boarding party.

 

How boring.

Those Tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters.

 

Good thing Mom's not too picky. Then again, once you've mated with midichlorians, there's no place to go but up.

They're animals and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

 

I thought they were monsters? Now they're animals?

I don't want to give up on her, but she's been gone a month.

 

If I ever have a kid, he'll never be raised by a quitter like you.

What do you think you are, some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?

 

I'm actually a Padawan Music conductor.

We should never have made this bargain.

 

Nine thousand, no less.

Powerful you have become Dooku, the dark side I sense in you.

 

I thought my deodorant covered that. Sorry.

The shroud of the dark side has fallen.

 

Put your clothes back on!

If you spent as much time practicing you saber techniques as your wit you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

 

Party pooper!

Mind tricks don't work on me...only money.

 

Or lightsabres? Zzzznnng....

I've been looking forward to this.

 

Better than looking backward, I suppose.

It may be difficult to secure your release.