Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You weigh more than that, I think.

Jabba, you're a wonderful human being.

 

But a pretty rotten Hutt.

It'll take a few minutes to get the coordinates from the navicomputer.

 

That's still quicker than going through the drive-thru at McDonald's.

I thought you said this ship was fast.

 

In hyperspace, yes - we're not in hyperspace though.

Steady, girl, steady. What's the matter? You smell something?

 

[YOU]

It's "possible"? Why don't you go find out, it's getting dark out there.

 

Excuse me for not being wanting to end up a suicidal frozen ice cube.

You never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

 

Is it called that because its flight times are measured in millennia? Our schedule doesn't permit that much time.

Don't everyone thank me all at once.

 

Good. We weren't planning on thanking you at all.

Bring 'em on. I prefer a fair fight to all this sneaking around.

 

You like to fight fair? And I was starting to look up to you...

I can't see a thing in this helment.

 

Then take it off.

Report to my division at once.

 

Not your multiplication then?

It'll be like old times, Biggs. They'll never stop us.

 

Funny, I remember the "old times" and back then... this conversation never happened.

What good are snub fighters against that?

 

They can turn their noses up at it, and it will die of shame.

You've never won a race? Not even finished?!

 

Uhhhh... well look at it this way, I've never finished second or worse!

I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt.

 

That's what happens when you race Sebulba.

He's no good to me dead.

 

That's what they all say.

That's your uncle talking.

 

Does sound rather like him.

You should have bargained, Jabba. That's the last mistake you'll ever make.

 

What are you a prophet?

We should never have made this bargain.

 

That's Sith for you.

I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire out of here forever.

 

Oh... is that why you've got men spreading sand all over the city?

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

 

So, like college students?

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

I need percentages.

No need to report that to him, until we have something to report!

 

How about something to re-starboard?

Han Solo! And he's still frozen in carbonite!

 

Better than being tangled in carbonite.

Didn't we just leave this party?

 

Actually we didn't leave - we were thrown out.

Harvest is when I need you the most.