Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You didn't. I did all the work and you took the credit.

I do believe they think I'm some sort of god.

 

God of Bling, maybe.

I just can't make exceptions. Where would I be if every pilot who smuggled for me dumped their shipment at the first sign of an Imperial starship? It's not good business.

 

Like you wouldn’t go running if you saw an Imperial starship? Not that you can run, with your slug body.


Jabba, you’re a wonderful human being.

 

I was a wonderful human being in the original deleted scene before the Special Edition. Now I'm a Hutt.

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt in was in the presence of my old Master.

 

You mean back on Coruscant before he sent you here?


When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

 

Only a master of grammar, Darth.

They're Sand People, all right. I can see one of them now.

 

If it has a spade sticking out of its head then that's actually the sand castle I made earlier.

YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!

 

Truth is in the eye of the beholder.

Your eyes can deceive you, don’t trust them.

 

I get what you're saying; I should use my tongue more.

 

Your lack of quote disturbs me.

Last week they were a half portion each.

 

Taxes are a real poodoo, aren't they?

I am the Senate!

 

Okay then, you will decide your own fate.

You are under arrest, my lord.

 

Better than being over arrest, I suppose.

Okay, that's pretty much nowhere.

 

Right, because Tatooine isn’t nowhere at all.


This is not going to go the way you think.

 

So, it's going by a country back road instead?

I am not a committee!

 

So you're a ruling dictator instead?

Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your Highness!

 

Nah, we can do it right out here - golden-haired boy here looks old enough to watch, if just barely.

You could use a good kiss!

 

All right, I know a nice blond boy from Tatooine who can do the job.


I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee!

 

I already asked him, your Worship. He yawned.

I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.

 

Is it a friendly ghost?

it's not the Jedi way, he must live

 

Skywalker, I'm so tired of hearing you whine about the Jedi way. We do so have lives!

I want that treaty signed!

 

Maybe Santa will get it to you this Christmas.


Now Viceroy, we will discuss a new treaty.

 

Now there are two of them. Seriously!

Your eyesight will return in time.

 

But will my innocence return?


I know that laugh.

 

That was me crying.

Lock the door.