Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

We don't have to, you know.

That's impossible, even for a computer.

 

The difficult we do instantly. The impossible takes a little more time.

I know what I'm doing.

 

I doubt that.

I haven't seen her in 10 years, Master.

 

Her loss.

I am the Senate!

 

Hi, the Senate. I'm Nero.

You are unwise to lower your defences.

 

But my arms are so tired..

Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?

 

I have an affinity for them. Why do you think you got picked as my Padawan?

You have your moments.

 

I think I'll try to get myself an hour this time.


You like me because I'm a scoundrel.

 

It's just everyone else's lasts much more than a moment.

Of course I've looked better.

 

Not much.
Hey down there..could you give us a hand with this?

 

I need my hands. Both of them.

Biggs is right- I'm never gonna get out of here.

 

[And looking on from a swamp planet light years away, a tiny green hermit sighs] Well if stuff yourself you didn't with food of that kind, Biggs you would not be and get out of there you might!

I cannot train him.
.

 

How about cycling him instead?

The boy has no patience.

 

Oh? He hung around on the most boring farm on the dullest planet in the galaxy for two decades and he would still be there if I hadn't manuevered him into financing my trip to Alderaan. How is that not patient?

You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father!

 

I lied. Jedi are allowed to do that when the situation demands it.

10,000! We could almost buy our own ship for that.

 

Unfortunately you forgot that Tatooine's minimum legal age for owning a ship, speeder or racer is 9.

Maclunky!

 

And here's your old pair of roller skates and giant disco boots!

Your droids! They must power cycle while you set foot on our sacred grounds.

 

That's droids for you.

I'm worried they might miss you and hit me.

 

Tricky, eh? Good thing they only threw a tennis shoe.

Yer droids! They seem to have escaped your homestead and are getting into mischief all over town.

 

Whatdya want me to do about it? Disintegrate them?

Maybe he was the smart one.

 

Always maybe with you. Be firm for a change.

Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before,sir?

 

Not that I know of.

How was I supposed to know it was you? You were wearing a bucket.

 

But the bucket had my name all over it.

What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists?

 

Then make a new one.

[I've been looking forward to this for a long time.]

 

I'm glad I could make your dream come true.

You have done well, my young apprentice.