Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You must have gotten hit hard on the head, because we've met several times, Skywalker.

You lose, General Kenobi.

 

Best of three?

I hate it when he does that.

 

Yes, jumping out of speeders is annoying, kind of like jumping out of a window and grabbing onto a tiny flying droid.

Another happy landing.

 

Then convince him to stop doing it.

Ben Kenobi? Boy, am I glad to see you.

 

Easy kid, I don't want the police to get the wrong idea.

Of course I know him, he's me

 

Why only change your first name?

I seem to have found it.

 

[No, what you found was the message I was to deliver. I don't become a booze server for another two movies.]

He's right. Drinks are on the house!

 

And since the bottles are currently in the cellar, the house is on drinks.

Artoo, don't leave me!

 

The Italian Artoo?

I didn't hit it that hard, must've had a self-destruct.

 

You must have hit on it - enough to make anyone self destruct.

Not one of mine, is it?

 

Doesn't look like it.

I did say so before.

 

Then why don't you wear the binders? I'm sure that will work.

There is only one business in the galaxy that'll get you this rich.

 

Yup - entertainment.

Your behaviour, Jyn Erso, is continually unexpected.

 

I mean, what do you expect?

Deploy the garrison!

 

Mr Garrison here - I'm deployed and ready.

I've never seen such devotion in a droid before.

 

Yeah, I'm that hot.

Not very subtle.

 

Subtlety's overrated.

Speak softly and drive a big tank.

 

Teddy Roosevelt has joined the chat.

He will learn patience.

 

Patience is not that hard a card game to learn.

Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?

 

Oh really? Rush off to face Vader he does... see the future I can, remember? Well, sometimes.

"Finn naked leaking bag"?

Oops! Replied to the wrong one... sorry.

 

Oh, so that's what you meant.

Obi-Wan has taught you well.

 

But that high ground gag will not work here.

Remember when I told you about that giant wall?

 

Our vehicles can climb any wall.

I'm not such a bad pilot myself.

 

Oh, put your mind to it - you have the potential to be an exceptionally bad pilot.

No, I think you've covered everything... in my briefing?

 

Your briefing? Hey, remember, you lost it to me fair and square.

I need you to talk to the Falcon, find out what's wrong.