Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Back to his owner, The Cat In The Hat.

I'm hauling Rathars.

 

Hopefully they don’t show up in the South Park pandemic special.

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

 

Heh heh...sucker!

Of course I know him, he's me.

 

But does anyone really know themselves?

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

 

But enough about the human species.

Look out - he's loose! He'll tear us apart!

 

Worry not, I’ve got some Jack Links Jerky to feed him.

So, you have accepted the truth?

 

I've accepted the truth that every damn episode from here on out will have a family revelation.

War's complicated so let me simplify it for you. The Separatists think the Republic is corrupt, but they're wrong and we have to maintain order.

 

Excess order leads to stagnation.

Do they have a code clearance?

 

No, that's next week. If you want one today, you'll have to pay full price.

A Mandalorian and a Jedi. They'll never see it coming.

 

They will if you keep bragging about it.

We will watch your career with great interest.

 

Chancellors aren't royals - they shouldn't be using the royal we.

Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.

 

Sure you don't.

Yoda. You seek Yoda.

 

Not really, I hear all you get from him is back talk.

You cannot escape your destiny.

 

It moves too fast for someone as slow-moving as me to escape.

Why wish you become Jedi?

 

Because I only have two other wishes.

So be it, Jedi.

 

That it be, Sith.

I want to know what happened to the plans that they sent you.

 

My dog ate it.

Now fulfill your destiny, take you're father's place by my side.

 

As Chief Stooge? Pass.

Two fighters against a star destroyer?

 

Sure, you know the old saying 'I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself'

Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.

 

No offense but with a face like yours, I think you'd prefer a blurry transmission.

I don't need mind tricks to get you to talk.

 

No, but I bet they help.

Chaos take your mission!

 

You can say this stuff but you can't write it!

You might find some his thoughts on the future a bit radical.

 

This isn't the 60's.

Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

 

Rather violent rescue.

When you walked in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?

 

I'm the type who makes things up as they go along.

Where are you taking this thing?