Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Not here, Nerf Herder!

Laugh it up, Fuzzball!

 

Better than coughing it up.

Where are you taking this thing?

 

To the Fantastic Four headquarters.

It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.

 

...except entirely metal, no sand people, lots of guns, Darth Vader on your ass and the cold vacuum of space. Otherwise exactly the same.

Do it.

 

Maybe tomorrow.

Give us a few minutes to lock it down.

 

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, huh? Good luck!

Die Jedi Dogs!

 

You shall be getting a call from the Galactic Humane Society very shortly.

How long before you can make the jump to hyperspace?

 

I don't know. Can you guess? Not for another two hours. You can't take a guess for another two hours?

You may fire when ready.

 

Can't I water, earth, or air, instead?

My own counsel will I keep on who shall be trained.

 

Never mind, I found the manual.

You just watch yourself. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

 

Look on the bright side. They'll let you serve them concurrently.

Hiding. That's what deserters do.

 

Seeking. That's what lookers do.

There is no war here unless you've brought it with you.

 

My luggage isn't that big.

Another happy landing.

 

Better than a grumpy landing. How about a Bashful landing?

I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

 

Great, that’s what I was going for.

I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.

 

Meesa musta hit pitty close to da mark to gedda all riled up like dat.

With all due respect, the ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately.

 

Do they have boarding passes?

I'm not going in there with two Jedi Knights. Send the droid.

 

I am brain dead, so you don't need the droid.

The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

 

You're lying.

Let them! Let them inhale the aroma of the dark side.

 

Unfortunately they all are suffering from severe case of anosmia.

You make it so difficult sometimes.

 

Well, if it was easy you'd get bored fast.

You were right about one thing, Master - the negotiations were short.

 

Too short to ride on the roller coaster.

My lord, is that legal?

 

I write the songs that make the whole world sing.

You must feel the Force around you, here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere

 

The shortest word to summarise it is "omnipresent".

Throw this traitor out the airlock!

 

But he has a jetpack.

You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision.