Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Good is a point of view.

He always wins!

 

Then it's time to break his streak.

Perhaps you'd like to take this up with the Hutts?

 

No thanks.

The Hutts are gangsters. If they discover her...

 

They are small time fish compared to me!

This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.

 

But can he find his legs?

You assume too much.

 

Shut up person that is definitely only a handmaiden and certainly not the Queen in disguise!

Welcome home, Lord Tyranus. You have done well.

 

So well that I will order to have you beheaded. Thank you for your services.

Your focus determines your reality.

 

Reality can be whatever I want.

I am no Jedi.

 

And I am no Sith. I'm just a simple Force user trying to make their way in the universe.

Who's scruffy-looking?

 

Check your mirror.

Take her away.

 

Well ... if she insists.

What can you give me?

 

Considering we are amidst in a pandemic, you don’t want what I have.

There's always a bigger fish.

 

Only if it's over-compensating.

What are midi-chlorians?

 

I shudder to think of what that thought leads you to, Anakin, including Order 66, and my ultimate demise.


But I was already demising.

 

Were you a miser before you started doing that?

Getting our ship impounded is not my idea of a solution!

 

Too bad, so sad.

Ouch time.

 

Take two aspirins.

I'm kidding! You're 250 years old! Of course you're better than us!

 

But only in Robot Years.


In Nautolan years, you might be older than 100.

 

Yes, a clever deception.

My life does not revolve around comfort. Still…it was, as I've heard humans say, a "close shave."

 

Comfort is overrated and may I suggest a Philips Norelco.

You don't have to do this to impress me.

 

I'm doing it to impress myself.

Impressive. Most impressive.

 

As one Nautolan remarked one time to another Nautolan, "A Nautolan can only impress themselves if a Nautolan bothers to try being impressive."

I get it. I don't belong here.

 

Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

He's the brains, sweetheart!

 

No, he isn't. I am.

Learn about art, Captain. When you understand a species' art, you understand that species.

 

I liked that movie, "Species", but didn't see a lot of depth there to understand.

The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet.