Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

What if I don't want to?

That's not how the Force works.

 

I can use it that way!

You should've killed me when you had the chance.

 

Look, it's not my fault that nobody stays dead around here.

I am what you made me.

 

You made yourself that. I had nothing to do with it.

Then you will die braver than most.

 

Still not a great deal.

I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!

 

Well, you're hardwired for war now, dude!

I'm quite beside myself.

 

But who is in front of you?

When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations.

 

I told you not to go to Walmart on Black Friday.

That isn't a Jedi name.

 

It was given to me by a Still Lord.

In that case be extra careful.

 

As if we were only being kinda careful before.

Tell us now!

 

Even if we did, it wouldn’t make a difference.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

 

Like you?

You look kind of old and beat up.

 

Flattery will get you nowhere.

You remembered my name!

 

Whose name?

Princess, we have a visitor.

 

If it's not a prince kick them out!

You're not all powerful, Anakin!

 

Only because I hadn't paid my bills.

50,000. No less.

 

I can offer one quarter portion.

You're imagining things.

 

Am I? Then why are you following me?

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

 

Stop the presses! Her Worship admits there's something she doesn't know! Canon is broken!

Is this a staring contest?

 

Yes, and you lost.

You were warned what failure would bring.

 

But the writers are on my side, keeping me alive.

With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

 

Hell, no, man! You'll serve me!

Let the hate flow through you. Ha ha ha ha.

 

I prefer beer

You Don't Have To Look Tough To Be Tough

 

I'm tough enough.

This isn't your station.

 

Now it is.

So be it, Jedi.