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Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Punk , Aug 17, 2015.

  1. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    See, there is a post that the TOS does allow me to edit.

    Edited to address your additions:

    1. I didn't make it sound like you told me to do it. I said you told me you were okay with it. There's a difference. If you don't care, that means that it's okay, does it not? If you do care, it wouldn't be okay, would it?

    2. Yes, that's what 'okay' was meant to convey. As for the rest, I will defer to the staff.
     
  2. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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  3. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    this is probably not very important, but as someone who only saw the thread after the edits i just want to say that i had absolutely no idea what was going on. i guess i took the replies to be sarcastically mocking such an inane thread, but it never would have occurred to me that a mod edited all the posts as i don't think i've ever seen that happen in 15 years here. i would kind of prefer it not to be a thing i have to start looking out for.
     
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  4. Darth Nerdling

    Darth Nerdling Force Ghost star 4

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    Put the thread back up so that we can say to you in it what a horrible person you were for taking it down in the first place. :p
     
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  5. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    That we know of.
     
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  6. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Next on Infowars with Juliet Jones!
     
  7. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Hey, don't drag me in the middle of this one! I had nothing to do with it!
     
  8. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    You're all welcome for me bringing it to this thread :)
     
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  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Luckily for all, Dani had resolved all the real injustice in the world, and had time to focus on a non-event like this.
     
  10. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Confirmed: i shall be attending Sir Paul McCartney's Melbourne concert in December.

    Shall I troll the audience with a Rolling Stones t-shirt?
     
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  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Re. VVM as far as I can see, no sartorial crimes were committed here.

    What were you wearing at the time of the incident?
     
  12. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The rule is as long as something is not at all funny and also stupid, the mods are allowed to do it on April 1st.
     
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  13. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Jabba-wocky your constant attention seeking has paid off, and you are now on trial for disturbing posts in the SW thread.

    As Barrister for the Prosecution, Ender Sai has the opening argument.
     
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  14. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I call for a motion to rename the thread.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Denied. Foul creature.
     
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  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    The Crown has a very simple argument to make, and it is as follows;

    Jabba-wocky has embarked on a campaign of vile defamation of character against Han Solo. He has not produced a shred of evidence in support of his claims, and when confronted with evidence he merely moves the goalposts.

    Evidence must be brought to bear to substantiate the claims of:

    1. Drug dealing
    2. Illegal activity in transporting rathtars
    3. Spice having the same socio-economic effects as real world narcotics.

    We are confident he cannot.

    The Crown believes that, in light of the severity of the offence, the lack of remorse by the accused, and the low chances of rehabilitation, he be furnished with a title as an act of contrition. Where common sense has failed, shame may be the pathway to humility.

    The Crown asks then that the titles be applied at Court's discretion from a list of the following:

    1. JCC Spice Smuggler
    2. President: JC Clintonite Club
    3. President: Soft bed sleepers
     
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  17. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Jabba-wocky please provide your defence, or designate another to do so on your behalf.
     
  18. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Victorian Legal Aid standing by if he cannot afford decent and qualified representation.
     
  19. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    You
    I'm glad you admit you aren't decent or qualified.
     
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  20. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Gotta start somewhere. May as well represent the guy who defends Ham Fist.
     
  21. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Right now you're the mullet wearer declaring business in the front, party in the rear.
     
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  22. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    A. My country is not part of the British Empire so there is no "Crown." This court does not have any relevant jurisdiction.

    B. A look back at better times. I present a thoughtful journal's review of the last Coldplay album.

    Source
     
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  23. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Exhibit A: Han Solo is so much cooler if these things are true
     
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  24. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    Ladies & Gentlemen of the jury, I present the problem of Han Solo:



    We glorify all these things. But they are terrible. They are destructive. And so is Han Solo.
     
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  25. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I submit to you, once again, that Han Solo, if he's not doing anything criminal, is then just a lorry driver in space. Lorry drivers are many things, but iconically cool is not one of them.