Census So you're at the pizza parlor...

*Declares*

 

did you say pizza

 

Clarification: is it grape drank or just grape?

 

Is this Sal's Pizzeria?

 

Fun fact: I took Strilo to John's of Bleecker Street and he ate my pepperoni...

 

Drink bubbler? I thought that was Wisconsin talk.

Grape.

 

pizza parlor ? i thought for sure this would be a question about those meddling kids at the next table and their dog.

 

Coke.

 

Duh.

 

I'll just have water, thanks.

 

I thought a bubbler was a water fountain. Does it apply to drink dispensers too?
Do I have to eat the pizza pictured? Is there white pizza?


But to answer the question, neither. But if forced to choose, anything but Chicago style pizza.

 

I would throw it back.

 

Good grief.

heels1785, I agree. Grape is a never fail option. Fruit punch requires more subtlety to get right, hence why the larger rate of failure.

I find that with most colas too at the fountains. Colas are hard to ruin. Sunkist and Fruit drinks though = hit and miss.

 

I take one look at the drink dispenser and say nope to both.

If I have to choose, Chicago style deep dish pizza. That's better than either drink option.

 

I don't know that I've ever been to a pizza parlor. I've been to lots of pizza restaurants, pizza places, pizza joints, and bars that serve pizza though. The word "parlor" seems to me like a place to go for a hand job.

 

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The answer is "beer". You're welcome.

 

I shalt not google "pizza handjob". Safe to say it exists.