JCC [Sorry, Jello] One less King in the world...

BREAKING NEWS: The Spanish king has just abdicated. Literally five seconds ago.

I'm sure you are all deeply affected by these news. But don't worry, friends: new parasites are going to take his place in an effort to perpetuate this disgusting cycle we call "monarchy". Also, your favorite parasite, Elizabeth the Second, keeps clinging from the British people's pubes.

We'll get through this crisis together.

 

So, why?

 

He has been embroiled in scandal for some time.

And shush, JoinThePeasants. You will not speak of Her Majesty this way.

 

sex scandal, id imagine

 

Oh, that's boring.

 

Now I know why I felt a cold shiver down my spine a few minutes ago.

 

It's a pointless institution, but I nevertheless have a soft spot for the pomp and circumstance of it. Don't have strong feelings either way, though.

 

This... er... that is not America, d00d.

Just watch me!

 

he said, from america.

 

Too slow.

 

i think it was a tie.

 

No wonder I can't sleep tonight.

 

it wasn't a tie!


Last edited by JoinTheSchwarz, 21 minutes ago

tom, 20 minutes ago

ha!

 

But that means he won.

 

****! i'm such an idiot!

 

Didn't this involve someone tumbling from an elephant, or embezzling an elephant, or falling from
a private jet onto an elephant that was being embezzled?

I mean I really haven't been keeping track.

 

Here's the thing, Dave. I think republics, I think France and the USA.

I think constitutional monarchies, I think England and Holland.

Then I think I don't need to think about this again because it's a one sided contest in which the Crown wins.

 

That's cool, I guess, but who cares?

 

I keep trying to think of a snappy, witty reply to that (because what, sex scandals don't happen elsewhere?), but I've failed to think of any.

 

I'm glad. That way you won't get thoroughly schooled. Now, take another step and, in addition to not posting something stupid, try thinking about what my post could mean.

 

Wouldn't be the first I time I've missed the point. Likely won't be the last, either.

 

You do, you made a thread calling monarchs "parasites"!

 

No, I mean, who cares about what you think when you think of republics. Get a diary.

 

Oh.

Damn, I had something for this...