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JCC Amph Census Spider-Man versus Batman - who's better?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ghost, Feb 16, 2021.

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Spider-Man versus Batman - who's better?

  1. Spider-Man

    50.0%
  2. Batman

    50.0%
  1. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    Last edited: Feb 16, 2021
  2. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    “Other” got two more votes than Spider-man; how do you know they weren’t all thinking of Squirrel Girl?

    edit: three more votes now
     
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  3. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost star 6

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    Batman, but specifically Adam West
     
  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    can't this be resolved more effectively by having actions figures fight it out in your bedroom Ghost?
     
  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Batman wins in a box office fight but Spider-Man has the edge in merchandise, so it’s impossible to say which is better.
     
  6. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 8

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    With or without preparation time?
     
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  7. Blobofat

    Blobofat Chosen One star 6

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    Is it a cake baking contest? Spiderman.
     
  8. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 8

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    Nah, with preparation, Batman.
     
  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I think it's more interesting to consider those contests Batman could still win between the two of them even without preparation, such as being a giant goddamn weeb.

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    Hino Rei is Sailor Mars from Sailor Moon.
     
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  10. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    In a straight out fight, Spider-Man. He's got super strength and agility and can sense any sneak attacks Batman tries to do.

    But Batman has a habit of winning because he's Batman, so he probably would find a way.

    It's something I'd like to see the Superpower Beat Down crew on YouTube do.

    They've done Spider-Man Vs Maul, Batman Beyond Vs Spider-Man 2099, Batman Vs Wolverine, Batman Vs Deadpool & Batman Vs Darth Vader.
     
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  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nice, Ghost. The 1% vs the poor in spandex.

    Real nice.
     
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  12. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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    Other :p
     
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  13. Jedi Ben

    Jedi Ben Chosen One star 8

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    Now, now Punk, Batman recently became a mere millionaire, after being a billionaire.
     
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  14. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Not so. Turned out Bane put all his money into GameStop.
     
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  15. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    Spider-Man is my second favorite hero after Superman. Batman is third. So Spidey it is.
     
  16. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood Skywalker Saga/Fun&Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Oh Cubby, your long history of backing spiders is one of the saddest things in JCC history.
     
  18. cubman987

    cubman987 Friendly Neighborhood Skywalker Saga/Fun&Games Mod star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    At least I'm consistent.
     
  19. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 8

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    Is Spider-Man allowed to use any of the mechas he has piloted?
     
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  20. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    I was not seeing this as a "they are fighting each other" situation. Just which one we like more.

    But if they're fighting, surely Spidey's quips would annoy the **** out of Bats. Which would be fun to see.
     
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  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Looking forward to the crossover movie, where they go for brunch.
     
  22. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 22, 2005
    Batman vs Spider-man the Snyder cut
     
  23. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Ah Batman, the Conservative fantasy hero


    (language warning)
     
  24. PymParticles

    PymParticles Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Batman is a little boy's fantasy. No parents, an old person who does whatever he wants, an authority figure who's given him permission to do whatever he wants, enough money to buy anything he can think of, a mansion that looks like a haunted house from Scooby-Doo, toys that would make James Bond salivate himself into dehydration, a secret "No Girls Allowed" clubhouse where he hangs out with his best friend who is a literal child, he's the most bestest at science, and detective work, and kung fu, and people take him seriously because he's very serious so people take him seriously because he's very serious so people---

    Spider-Man is a teenage boy's mirror. "Why does my body look different this morning? Was I always this tall? What's all this white stuff coming out of me? Why is everyone mad at me all the time? Why is my boss yelling at me? Why don't I have any friends? Why does that dumb jock pick on me all the time? Will girls think it's cool if I get really into photography? Can I afford to go to college? Can my single parent afford their medication?"

    Naturally, I voted for Batman, because I have the emotional maturity of an 8-year-old. Batmobile go vrrrrrmmmmm
     
  25. Gamiel

    Gamiel Chosen One star 8

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    He stopped being a teenage boy's mirror around 50 years ago.
     
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