Rocky M, NC **SPOILER** Tales of the Blue Milk Inside Scoop...

Fan_01: I have heard that secret formula will be stolen and used for Star Trek.
Fan_02: That's a load of bull... now I've heard that "Milking" techniques will be in the sequel.
Fan_03: Really?! Cooool, so what about this one?
Fan_02: Well, you know the drill. The first one is always an intro for the non-Fans... so most likely stuff we've already seen or heard about.
Fan_03: Bummer...
Fan_01: That sucks.
Fan_02: Personally I'm going just to see if they have a cameo of the "Twi'lek Rainbow Mix Dancers".
Fan_01, Fan_03: SWEEEEEET!!!!

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Fan_02: Did you hear? Casting is nearing completion... I wonder who they'll have play the enigmatic psychopathic lead...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Fan 03: I heard it was gonna be Hugh Jackman!
Fan 04: Link please!!!!

 

Fan_02: Hugh Jackman? I thought he was busy filming X 3...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Fan 03: Oh, what do you know?!!! My uncle's plumber's proctologist's assistant's nephew twice removed GUARANTEED its Jackman.

 

Fan_02: Yeah, "I'll believe that when me **** turns purple and smells of rainbow sherbet."

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Fan 03- "You better go see my Uncle's plumber's proctologist about that"

 

Fan_01: No, way dude! I just had the most righteous idea... oh, wait... I lost it.
Fan_02: He does this all the time. He's never been the same since the incident.
Fan_03: What incident?
Fan_02: I'm not one to gossip but it involves three bags of rice, orange Jell-O, a shaved hamster, and way too much acid...
Fan_03: Awe sick!
Fan_01: Oh yeah... what if they cast me as the number one fan?
Fan_02: Psst, Like that'll happen.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Fan_05: What about that dude who made the joke about the "White Russian" on that wrestling show along time ago.
Fan_02: Who?
Fan_05: I don't know, he ref'd some big match.

 

Fan_02: This just in from the Web Site: "Producers secure amazing writing talent for the Blue Milk Script."
Fan_03: Who do you think it is?
Fan_02: Well it'll be an unknown that's for sure

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

..... Drunk at the other end of the bar......

 

Fan_02: Man I hear that director is a pain in the ass to work with.
Fan_03: Really? What's going on?
Fan_02: He fired half the cast and crew and now there are rumors circulating that he is a midget serial killer.
Fan_03: That's crazy.
Fan_01: Yeah, I bet they can't prove a thing.
Fan_02: According to some internet site there was a midget undercover cop that disappeared while working on the set.
Fan_03: Riiiight. Like you can believe anything on the internet.
Fan_02: I know just saying is all...
Fan_01: I think it's cool... adds a bit of mystery to the whole thing.
Fan_02: Ok that's it you can't come over anymore sicko.
Fan_01: What?!
Fan_02: You heard. Keep your midget killing loving self out of my house.
Fan_01: Man it's been three years... the bitch isn't coming back... besides I hear she's making pornos now.
Fan_03: Midget porn... and you people think I'm sick...

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force.
If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Uh oh.... do I detect a response coming from Gaston on this?

 

only if you bring the Beast and Belle

 

Eating "Little" Debbie. Don't you just love those Buns? You know I love her pie.

 

Entropy knows who I am talking about.

 

To quote Schultz: "I know nuz-zing! Nuz-zing at all!"

Unless you're willing to pay for evidence.

 

Well.... now that ya mention it....