Spooky Jedi stalk me

So are you going to, Alpha?

 

Well we get to talk via the net everyday and the phone of course and we get to meet up every other month BUT we're both looking to move so I may go to London... time will tell though but we're happy enough being very close friends at the moment and taking it S L O W lol

LOL @ Gav Daragon that's sooo nice HAHAHA

 

Well, theres this bloke who's written in.

he's good mates with his neighbour and, he knows that his wife has been cheating on him for ages.

The bloke said that his neighbour is a really nice man who's liked by everyone and asks if he should tell him.

the answer was well snooty.

She goes something like, 'It's none of your business, maybe she already knows. I suggest maybe you should use your time for something else, like paying more attention to your own wife.'


I couldn't believe that. This bloke just wants to help his mate out. So what if he already knows. At least the guy is being a good friend and telling him.

bah! She calls that advice. I think we've just found out who next doors wife is!

 

Did you just say something genuinely funny?

 

nope, nothing funny here.....

 

damn!

 

LMAO Oh great advice there lol I could do with a job like that

 

LOL

Deirdre is one helluvan agony aunt.

I particularly like it when women write in and say their husbands are having affairs and Deirdre basically advises them that this is to be expected if they're fat old trollops who prefer Eastenders and a KitKat to sex.

I mean - she has a point

 

Her advice sucks. By her own standards she shouldn't even be doing this job. She should be 'minding her own bussiness'.

 

Is Dierdrie one of these grumpy old lesbians where it's perfectly OK for a woman to have an affair but a man is the scum of teh earth if he has one?

I reckon that she has issues when it comes to commitment and possibly was cheated on herself - kitkats and eastenders possibly

 

ya know, when OJK come here next, he's gonna be so excited that his thread had so many comments. then, he's gonna read them. LOL.

 

Is she the one in The Sun...accompnied by semi-titalting images of raunch

 

Yes she is...

//no comment on the raunch thing...

 

Okay the model's do look a little bored...

 

Is Dierdrie one of these grumpy old lesbians where it's perfectly OK for a woman to have an affair but a man is the scum of teh earth if he has one?

I reckon that she has issues when it comes to commitment and possibly was cheated on herself - kitkats and eastenders possibly

Oh my... LMAO

Most agony aunts are men haters have you guys not noticed... that flaming Jermaine Greer (SP?) I'd like to take her out and execute her she's HORRIBLE!!! Most, if not ALL men hating agony aunts are single and probably sitting amongst a sea of kitkat wrappers with Eastenders on continous loop crying into their tissues, muttering and writing all these answers we read in such columns!

 

Cass or TC might know the beastly "Just Joan" from the Daily Record. Man, did any of you guys just wanna thump the old hag?

 

ya know, when OJK come here next, he's gonna be so excited that his thread had so many comments. then, he's gonna read them. LOL.






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OJK! you're back from playing your one man band in the street! Made enough for your bus fare home today?

 

Nope, looks like its another night in the wheelie bins behind Tesco's for me.

 

Wheelie bins are the best place to dump dead bodies according to Mayhem

 

Pardon? Never said that...

Having said that, it would make them easier to move however

 

**makes note to stay clear of Mayhem in june**

 

no no no no no.

Mayhem doesn't dump dead bodies........












He takes them home and has sex with them.

 

Anyone else figure Chet is getting a little too interested in death here? And guessing my preferences?

 

I remeber a funny pish take in viz about the old photo case books it the woman was in her underware (as usual) and the blokes saying "come on love lean forward the readers can hardly see your (.)(.)'s" .