FF:QLD Star Star Twinkle Little Star wherever u r:) lol

I am a Mobile Phone

 

No you're not.

 

Paul, lay off the crack for a while, eh?

 

That's telling him.

 

It's not the crack it's the icecubes lol, I don't just know what they put in them? lol

 

Well either way, just lay off it ok.

 

U know when someone rings me I vibrate

I even play "Star Wars" music when someone rings

 

JPL I'm glad your in Australia and I'm in NZ because there is a great divide of water keeping me safe.

 

If Paul keeps this up, I think NZ is going to have a sudden increase in population and IQ.

 

I hear Khasikstan is a nice place, maybe you could go there. NZ is over populated as it is

 

Oh please take him away, I don't think I can stand it too much longer.

 

I'll even pay for postage and handling

 

Done deal!

 

Great to hear I'm much appreciated

 

You are, since when?

 

Since tomorrow when your plane leaves, might want to pack some winter woollies I hear it's rather cold.

Grielys if you can take care of the pick up that would be much appreciated, everything else is sorted.

 

Already taken care of.

 

Cheers thanks for that, it's a real burden off my shoulders.

 

Paul is going away do da do da
Paul is going away do da do da

 

I had the best sleep last night for a long time, I feel refreshed and free from the chains that bound me.

It's a happy day
Paul has gone away,
Off to Khasikstan
where he's gonna stay.

 

I get the feeling my last comment was misinterpreted. I meant me.

 

Oh we understood you, we just decided to send him else where.

 

It's an erie silence.

 

And that is terrifying

 

Oh bugger, he goes away and you complain. I mean really, there's no pleasing some people.