Saga Star Wars/Army Men Crossover

Hi first fic! I been kinda readiting this one. Say what you like.

Disclaimer: I dont own Army Men or Star Wars or Super Smash Bros or Spider man or Lost in Space or else I would own this site.

Summary: A portal opens in the Star Wars Universe and sucks in Luke, and Boba Fett. you want a story spoiler well too bad.

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Boba Fett: Well Well I got you now boy.
*A portal opens*

Boba Fett: What the...............AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*The room turns white*

Boba Fettwaking up* Were am I?

Plastro: He's alive now kill him!

Boba Fett:Wait!!! What is going on?

Plastro:You just been captuered spying for the Green army. That's what.

Boba Fettnotices he is made out of a plastic material* I am not spying for anyone!
I am the bounty hunter Boba Fett and I dont even know what you are talking about!

Plastro:Tannenburg! Put Boba here though the lie deactor
*rigs a huge machine of spining blades lava pits and his personal favorite, a Bionic Spider, always a crowed pleaser.*

Boba: How is that a lie deactor?

Plastro: I don't know. I will figure it out eventuly.

Boba: Is there a way to prove I am not a spy?

Plastro: No.

Boba: AWWWWWWWWWWWW....

Plastro: Get me a bottle of spiked ketchup.

In a Another universe away....

Pikachu: My ketchup sense is tingling!!!! It's in danger.

Link: MEDIC!!!!!

Back to the future..I mean to where we were..yeah that it! I watched that movie too many times....

Boba: Where am I going to get spiked ketchup?

*Pikachu: Danger is gone Will Ketchupison
Link: That medic still here?*

Plastro: That's your problem, bub.

*suddenly a bottle of spiked ketchup falls out of the sky*

Boba: Um.. Here?

Plastro: Hey my bottle of spiked ketchup!!!! Welcome to the Tan Army! Bio Weapons are on the left, Mecanical
horrers are futher down the hall, My china doll colletion is the room whith all the flowers and frills coming out of it. If you have any qustions the tourist info of our top secret base is below the 1000000000 foot
sign outside saying Wecome to our millatry base! We hope your stay here was plesant.

Boba: Sign has got to go.

Plastro: But I like that sign. I think it relly send out the message of keep out!

Boba: Naw, it says Wecome to the hotel Hillton.

Plastro: It does not say Hillton on it at all.

Boba: You missed the point.

Plastro: What point?

Boba: The point.

Plastro: Which point?

Boba: Where geting off track.

Plastro: Which Track?

Tannenburg: The Green blew up a track.

Boba: Never mind.

Plastro: Why do we park on driveway's, and drive on parkway's?

Boba: What?

Plastro: Never mind.

Boba: Which mind?

Tannenburg: Dur?

Boba: huh?

Plastro: uh..........

Tan Trooper 1: Sir a unexaptaed ouacrance
has happend in the China doll room...

Plastro: Get all Troopers down there at once!!!!!!!!!!

Tan Trooper 2: Sir one of them broke.......

Plastro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tan scienteist1: Sir, we will turn all of our attenaion away from The Green Bomb That would win us the war to fix you doll.

Plastro: Damn straight!

Boba: No focus on the bomb!

Plastro: BUT.....

Boba: The only but in this coverastion is a spanked one! Now go to your room!

Plastro: Okay*begens to turn to go to his room* Hey! You can't tell me to do that!

Boba: Yes, I can I am your mother! Wait that did't sound right.

Plastro: Damn strait!

Plastro's Mother: Shut yor mouth litte mister.

Plastro: Yes moma.. Hey how did you get in here?

Plastro's Mother: I been here for the past 2 days.

Plastro: Oh.

Boba: Plastro got told by his moma!

Plastro: Shut up!

Plastro's Mother: Platro, Dont sink to his level.

*Boba Has a shocked look on his face*

Plastro's mom: Clean your room booth of you.

Boba and Plastro: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Plastro's mom: Dont give me Awww!!! I let you off last t

 

That's great, Joe!

 

Monica! How did you find me? You my first reader!Chances are you will be my only reader. I'll get more up tommrow. Maybe a new post.

 

Tan HQ*

Plastropanting* Man that was tiring.

Boba: You said it.

Plastro: I hope we never have to do that anymore.

Boba: Yeah.

Plastro: OKAY! I ADMIT IT! WHAT DID WE DO?

Boba: You dont remember?




Plastro: NO I DONT!

Boba: You need to work on your memory! *What did we do?*

*Green HQ*

Grimm: ALL RIGHT! LETS BEGIN EATING!

Samus: WAIT IT HAS POSIN IN IT!

Grimmthrows his pizza down* Thanks little lady, Hey wait what are you doing in here? YOUR NOT PART OF THE UNIT!

Samus: I was pushed through the portal by some lousy ingrats*Sakes her fist at the celling.

Grimm: Okay then.*Oh great, one of these weirdos*
Samus: What did you say?*charges up her arm cannon*

Grimm: Nothing.

*Grey Palce*

Wise Rock: Leia, Why do you not love me?

Leia: I'll say this as diplomaticly as I can, YOUR A FREAKIN ROCK YOU OVER SIZED PEBBLE! I WANT OUT OF THIS MARRAGE!

Wise Rockmournfuly* You want trial seperation already. I understand, I'm okay.*Somehow begins to cry*

Leia: Awwwww I didnt mean it like that. I'm sorry.....

Wise RockBegins to sob loudly* Just go.
*The chain that connets them breaks*

LeiaIn a comeforting voice* I dont think your that bad.

Wise RockLooks up at her hopefuly* Do you realy love me?*Sucker*

Leia: Yes. Wait a second......

Rock: Okay!*Chain reforms*

Leia: I didnt mean it like that!
*Out in the middle of nowhere*

Luke: How did I end up out here? And why does my head hurt?
*FlashBack*

Drunken Luke: Hey Ia go fly smoewhere.

Vader: Okay but dont stay out to late.

*Flashback ends*

Luke: I am never drinkin two bottles of Jack Daniels ever aging.

*Suddenly a ghost pulseating in green light appears*

Luke: Ben?

Figure: Bob.

Luke: Whatever Ben....

Bob: BOB!!

Luke: Whatever Just need some directions out of here.

Bob: Oh well then, just go west till you see a lake and turn left.

Luke: Thanks Billy.

Bob: Bob!!!!!!!!!!

Green HQ*

Luke: So whats the plan Gimpy?

Grimm: IT'S GRIMM YOU IDOT!

Luke: Who cares. What the plan?

Grimm: Alright. We blow open these doors, all of you guys will run in. Once you in, the trone room is this way. Once you reach the doors, go in and start blazeing away at the leader. Dont hit the girl attached to him. I will be with you. Am I clear?

Sqad*Consisting of Vader, Luke, Sarge, Vikki, Riff, a badly scarred Shrap, Samus, Pikachu, the Teddy Bear weapon and 5 green troops*: Sir yes Gimpy sir!
*Grimm gives them the evil eye*

*Tan HQ*

Plastro: Alright! The plan is to destroy the Grey leader. You go thru the back way and shoot everyone you see. I go with you. Am I clear?

Sqad*Consisting of Boba Fett, Plastro's Mom, Aunt Rose, Aunt Rose's Tiger, Tannenburg, Tan Troops 1&2*You will know it them because I will capitalize Troops*, and 5 normal troops* Sir yes sir!

*Grey HQ*

Wise Rock: So what do we know?

troop: Well sir, we know that they are going to attack us but we dont know how.

Wise Rock: WELL FIND OUT!

troop; Who do you think you are!?!

Wise Rock: Your Millatry Commander!

troop: So?

Wise Rock: your grounded!

troop: Like whatever.
*He leaves*

Wise Rock:I Dont seem to be able to reach him like I used to....

Other troop: Well he is a teenager.

Wise Rock: Really?

Other troop: Yeah.

Wise Rock: I HAVE A TEENAGER AS MY HEAD OF INTELLAGECE?

Ot: Kids can do a lot today.
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That was great, Joe!