Star Wars characters as "Friends" PLEASE read!

OK, I need your help. I'm thinking of taking each of the "Freinds" and making them a character from SW (originals or TPM, but no EU characters please.) I've got the theme song, but I need help deciding on who will be who! Here are some thoughts...

Rachel-Leia(same mannorisms)
Phoebe-(perhaps Sabe? No idea.)
Monica-(someone bossy-how about Palpatine? ;-) Could use Amidala, I guess. Like I said, ideas, please!)
Joey-Han, I guess (Han's not always so bright, and he's the hottest guy in the OT-in my opinion, Joey's better than Chandler and Ross)
Chandler-Anakin (both kind of whiney...)
Ross-C3PO (You've gotta admit, the resemblance is striking...really need help!)

This is dumb, I know, but I'm not really good at any other kinds of fan fiction. Please help me! Anyway, here's my "song."

To "Friends Theme-I'll be There for You"

You're in a galaxy that's really far away.
You're meeting queens with wacky hair along the way!
It's like you can't jump into hyperspace,
And then you just can't swing your saber, then there's arms all over the place, but...
I'll be there for you (when you're fighting your dad)
I'll be there for you ('cuz when he dies, you'll be sad)
I'll be there for you, 'cuz that's what jedi do.

I've just made a fool out of myself, but I'd really appreciate any advice on the characters. Thanks!

 

If your looking 4 someone whiney, Luke's the one you want, plus you could always give'em a hair cut...

 

Just bringing this to the top in case someone wants to read my pathetic ideas......

 

No, it's a cute idea!!! If I wasn't writing 3...er..4 stories right now, I'd give you a hand!


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intersting idea, although CHANDLER is the hottest guy on Friends by far!

 

I could probably help...

I agree that Luke would make a better Ross.
I disagree with the Chanler being the cutest. Damn, have you see Joey this season! He is so much hotter than Chandler!

A Frinds Fanatic,
Jaded Skywalker

 

That is funny! Ross as C3P0. I would have never thought about that.

 

I know I keep replying a lot, but I guess their personalities don't really have to match. Please, still help with the characters however. Oh yeah, Matt rules, JS!

 

Hey great idea =)
It almost makes me wish I watch Friends
But if you use Luke as the whiny one make in the younger Luke like from ANH because that's really the only time I've ever heard him whine in that annoying voice. Well then again he was frustrated big time in TESB but quickly grew out of it.
Now he's just too d*mn serious if you ask me!

Oops, umm. it's probably best not to listen to me but good luck!

 

The new episode is on in like 10 minutes! Yeah!

JS

 

OK, one problem:couples. Ross and Rachel were together, so I guess I'll make Rachel Leia and Ros...Han! :-( Monica can be Ami, and Chandler can be Anakin (Hayden, not Jake!) Young Obi-Wan's hot, so I am making him Joey. As soon as I find a Phoebe, I'll get started, so please help out!!

 

OK, I know I'm getting WAY to eager to start this, but I'm bringing it back to the top-hey maybe one person'll read it maybe they'll have the perfect Phoebe...yeah, I'll shut up.

 

How 'bout making Phoebe .....

Threepio?



Jen ..you gotta admit, the idea has some appeal...

or if you read NJO...Jaina or Danni Quee. Both kinda ditsy.

 

ah this si a good idea...and shame on you for saying that Han is sometimes not the brightest...

though im sure liz really got a kick out of that! humph!

good ideas, good ideas. i probably will not help any though, but i will read!

 

Phoebe ummm... I would make her Jaina. Or Danni. They are both airheady. I don't know... That is the only logical people but I they just dont fit right...

JS

 

I kinda wanted to use only SW movie characters, but those are good alternatives. Thanks, everyone, all opinions are welcome, and I'm still thinking!

 

(Yawn!) That's it for me. Just bringing it up one more time.

 

Still looking for perfect Phoebe-considering using Jaina but want movie character-it goes UP!

 

I'm just gonna use Sabe if it doesn't upset anyone-so if I get any responses today I'll start writing next Thursday (I'm going on a trip Mon-Wed and won't have access to a computer, sorry.) Thanks!

 

Wow! What a cool idea! Friends crossed with Star Wars.

I say Sabe should just be Phoebe. But that's just me so,do whatever you want! I can't wait to see how this turns out!

 

OK, a few notes:characters will be mixed-example: Anakin and Amidala live in a New York apartment and Ani is a jedi/paleontologist. Also, I overeggagerate, even though Friends is my favorite show. Watch out for some SW lines in there too.

Just a reminder...
Rachel is Leia.
Ross is Han.
Chandler is Anakin.
Monica is Amidala.
Joey is Obi-Wan.
Phoebe is Sabe.

Co-starring Lando Calrissian as Gunther and Jar-Jar Binks as himself

Sabe walks in door to Anakin and Amidala's apartment to find them both sprawled out on the couch. Amidala immediately looks up and is startled to see Sabe wearing her hair identically to her own.

Amidala: Sabe, you're off duty.
Sabe: Not according to your boyfriend!
Anakin backs up as Amidala glares at him, then pulls him by the arm into the bedroom, slamming the door behind her. Sabe seats herself at the sofa and listens.

Ami: What the HELL was THAT? Get your saber OUT of there!
Sabe: Shake those "tauntauns!" Walks out the door.

All Friends are seated at "coffee" house, drinking bantha milk. Lando walks up behind the couch and starts breathing over Leia but stops as a muscular Jar-Jar approaches.

Amidala: What happened to you?

Jar-Jar: Mesa drink milk. Mesa build up mine stamina. Mesa kick ass!

Obi-Wan: Stamina?

Jar-Jar: Ah-hih.

Obi-Wan: (hands his own cup of milk to Anakin) It's for your own good.
Anakin smirks.

Amidala: You TOLD him? That's it! The wedding's off!

Anakin: Fine! I'll just tell them to send the black suit.......really really fast!

All except Anakin: Black suit?

Anakin: Yes! I mean, no. No, there's no black suit. No.

Han: (taps Leia on the shoulder) Hey....remember that time we were on a break?

Leia: How could I have EVER dated you?

Han: But...do you remember? You remember?

Amidala: Leia, for one moment, you think you could quit stealing my thunder?

Leia: I'm not having sex with Han I'm fighting with him.

Amidala: Yeah, I'm fighting too! You steal everything away from me.

Leia: I'm sorry! (begins to sob and embraces Amidala.)

Amidala: Me too! And I'm sorry, Ani. Ok, ok, the wedding's on!

Anakin: Yeah, that's fine, black makes my butt look big anyway.

Obi-Wan: Dude, that sounds gay.

Anakin: I know! I mean, no. It does not sound gay! I'm not gay....


Sabe and Obi-Wan walk into Han's apartment and knock on his closed bedroom door.

Han: Get on top, get on top!

Leia: I'm trying, I'm trying!

Sabe and Obi-Wan fall to the ground as they hear a crash. They walk to the window to see a flattened Jar-Jar underneath a collapsed section of a neighboring building.

Jar-Jar: Damnsa.....
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Ok, I know this is a horrible place to stop, and I know it's incredibly dumb, boring, and the total opposite of funny. But I wrote this all at once in like five minutes, and I promise you it will be better next time, so please keep checking back for more posts!

 

Yay, I got to page two! (Although mainly only discussing the fic.) Like I said before, my last post was really dumb, but they'll be way better once I get a chance to work on the next ones, please stay!!!

 

OK..........well, I've started on the next post, so it should be up pretty soon. Is anyone reading this?

 

uppin this

 

OK I'm almost done with the next post-just upping this incase someone else wants to read my first one!