JCC ***STAR WARS IS AWFUL: SURVIVAL BATTLE*** (SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME)

PUNKEDIT: Endgame is approaching. I might be busy when it happens, so ima post the endgame rules here ahead of time…

Endgame Rules:​

When we have only the Top 10 left:
You can only vote: +1 / -1 or -2. No +2 anymore
If someone votes +2 it will be counted as +1


When entering the Top 5:
Only -2 votes allowed

​

For anyone unfamiliar with survival battles, below are the rules.

let’s work out what the most awful thing about this awful creation is!

everything starts with 10 points.

you have two points to play with: you can add 2, take away two, or if you’re feeling spicy add one to something and take one point away from something else.

you can only go every five posts.

when you go, you can use your points, or add something, which will also start with ten points.

after you make your change, copy and past the list, and at the bottom list the changes you made.

The list

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's daugher in Rise Of Skywalker - 1
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
the erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 10

Go!

 

Damn that’s a hell of a list….

 

Are we allowed to add new options? Like, for instance,

Because I'm ALONE

or
Hey, it's salt!

 

Or Lucasfilm sold to Disney.

(THIS IS NOT ME TAKING A TURN)

 

Yes, you can add. Read the damn rules!

 

I don’t see it in the rules. What am I missing.

EDIT: Never mind. I see the damn rule.

(I have still not taken a turn)

 

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's daugher in Rise Of Skywalker - 1
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
the erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 10
CGI Deepfakes of characters such as Luke and Tarkin - 10

Added deepfakes.

 

Finn the Janitor +2

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's daugher in Rise Of Skywalker - 1
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
the erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12

 

I'm going to add one

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's daugher in Rise Of Skywalker - 1
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
the erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10

 

Adding "That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev."

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's daugher in Rise Of Skywalker - 1
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
the erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev - 10

 

Add Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in RotJ

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's daugher in Rise Of Skywalker - 1
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
the erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in RotJ - 10

 

Added "I don't like sand"

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's daugher in Rise Of Skywalker - 1
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
the erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in RotJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10

 

.

 

Please follow the rules and add that to the list, Josh.

 

Her heart broke. Ask any cardiologist and they’ll tell you it happens all the time. It’s more than being sad. If only science had a way to stop it. Carrie Fisher’s mother died of a broken heart.

Was she not the greatest Revenge of the Sith fan of all???

Sheev…..Is that ever said in a TV show or movie?

If not I hope Jack Black says it first.

I liked his original first name of Cosda or Cos more.

 

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's granddaughter in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
The erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 10
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in RotJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad. - 10
Force Skype is a thing since TLJ! - 10

Added Force Skype is a thing since TLJ!

(Also gave Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter its full 10 points and fixed the generation )

 

*****Question******

The ‘winner’ of this contest is the most egregious change or thing to happen to Star Wars? Correct?

It’s the damaging or most offensive to our delicate fan boy (and fan women) sensibilities. We’re voting out the ones which aren’t as bad. The winner is not supposed to be the least damaging - it’s the most god damn damaging. Correct?

 

+2 adding Palaptine to ROS

 

Yes. You want the least bad thing out, so we can ridicule the most bad thing as the champion.

 

Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 2

(All the sound stage stuff was shot in England as well as some exterior pickup shots.)

 

Copy and paste or it doesn’t count. I’m not keeping up with this ****. I probably won’t remember I made it in 8 hours.

 

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's granddaughter in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
The erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 8
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev - 10
Vader'sNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in RotJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad. - 10
Force Skype is a thing since TLJ! - 10

 

Making Greedo shoot first in Star Wars - 10
Inserting Jedi Rocks in Return Of The Jedi -10
Putting Jar-Jar in The Phantom Menace - 10
Killing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace - 10
Unkilling Darth Maul in a cartoon via a snake butler- 10
Making Padme fall for Anakin in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Letting the Jedi accept the clone army in Attack Of The Clones - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas in Revenge Of The Sith - 10
Having Darth Maul show up in Solo - 10
Making Rey fall for Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi - 10
Making Rey Palpatine's granddaughter in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
Having Palpatine show up in Rise Of Skywalker - 10
The erasure of yub nub - 10
Getting rid of the Wookiee army in the SW script - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister for no reason - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 8
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Making a 50 year d Jedi baby do the Force is just a super power instead of something that rewards thought or training - 10
Destroying a news secret lab every week - 10
Doing a Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 99 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Prequels that made the saga about Anakin - 10
Sequels that reduced the new republic to something worse off than the battlestar galactica fleet - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism. - 10
Making a second Death star in ROTJ - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies . ewok cartoons. Ewoks. - 10
Inserting Jabba in the ANH SE - 10
The prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
Failing to secure Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of Lucasfilm animation - 10
Darth Vader building C3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev - 10
Vader'sNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in RotJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad. - 10
Force Skype is a thing since TLJ! - 10

 

Oof. That’s some work. Nobody add anything else, please.

I might sit this one out and wait for Wocky’s elimination battle in July.

@Jabba-wocky - What is Snake Butter?