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+2 Palps in ROTS

 

They don’t get it, dig.

 

Below is an example of an acceptable post:

Greedo shooting first - 10
Jedi Rocks -10
Jar-Jar - 10
Killing Darth Maul - 10
Unkilling Darth Maul - 12
Padme falling for Anakin - 10
Jedi accepting the clone army - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas - 10
Darth Maul in Solo - 10
Rey falling for Kylo Ren - 10
Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter - 10
Palpatine in Rise Of Skywalker - 12
The erasure of Yub Nub - 10
No Wookiee army in the OT - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 8
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Overpowered Grogu - 10
Mando destroying a new secret lab every week - 10
Mando Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 10
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 1999 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Making the saga about Anakin - 10
Reducing the NR in the ST - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism - 10
Making a second Death Star - 10
Making a third Death Star (Starkiller base) - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 10
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons, Ewoks - 10
Jabba in ANH SE - 10
Prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
No Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of LFL Animation - 10
Darth Vader building C-3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
That Palpatine has a first name at all, but even worse, that it's Sheev - 8
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in ROTJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad - 12
Force Skype - 10
Hayden Christensen in ROTJ - 10
This is a rebellion, right? Well, I rebel - 10
Diggy - 10

added Diggy

 

As much as I wish I were, I am not a wet nurse. This is a freeby. Also, no new entries for now.

Greedo shooting first - 10
Jedi Rocks -10
Jar-Jar - 10
Killing Darth Maul - 10
Unkilling Darth Maul - 12
Padme falling for Anakin - 10
Jedi accepting the clone army - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas - 10
Darth Maul in Solo - 10
Rey falling for Kylo Ren - 10
Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter - 10
Palpatine in Rise Of Skywalker - 18
The erasure of Yub Nub - 10
No Wookiee army in the OT - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 8
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Overpowered Grogu - 10
Mando destroying a new secret lab every week - 10
Mando Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 8
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 1999 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Making the saga about Anakin - 10
Reducing the NR in the ST - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism - 10
Making a second Death Star - 10
Making a third Death Star (Starkiller base) - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 14
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons, Ewoks - 10
Jabba in ANH SE - 10
Prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
No Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of LFL Animation - 10
Darth Vader building C-3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in ROTJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad - 10
Force Skype - 8
Hayden Christensen in ROTJ - 10
This is a rebellion, right? Well, I rebel - 10
Diggy - 10
Ho Yinsen - 10
Jango's plot to kill Padme - 8
The Flying Pear - 10
Anakin being 9 in TPM - 12

The Dead

Sheev

 

JFC, really?

 

Thank god. I had a moment where I contemplated if I actually was the worst thing about Star Wars. And while that would be an honour, it’s not one my shoulders can bear.

 

+2 The memory hole-ing of Yub Nub

Greedo shooting first - 10
Jedi Rocks -10
Jar-Jar - 10
Killing Darth Maul - 10
Unkilling Darth Maul - 12
Padme falling for Anakin - 10
Jedi accepting the clone army - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas - 10
Darth Maul in Solo - 10
Rey falling for Kylo Ren - 10
Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter - 10
Palpatine in Rise Of Skywalker - 18
The erasure of Yub Nub - 12
No Wookiee army in the OT - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 8
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Overpowered Grogu - 10
Mando destroying a new secret lab every week - 10
Mando Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 8
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 1999 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Making the saga about Anakin - 10
Reducing the NR in the ST - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism - 10
Making a second Death Star - 10
Making a third Death Star (Starkiller base) - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 14
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons, Ewoks - 10
Jabba in ANH SE - 10
Prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
No Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of LFL Animation - 10
Darth Vader building C-3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in ROTJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad - 12
Force Skype - 8
Hayden Christensen in ROTJ - 10
This is a rebellion, right? Well, I rebel - 10
Diggy - 10
Ho Yinsen - 10
Jango's plot to kill Padme - 8
The Flying Pear - 10
Anakin being 9 in TPM - 12

The Dead

Sheev

 

-2 Palpy in 9

Greedo shooting first - 10
Jedi Rocks -10
Jar-Jar - 10
Killing Darth Maul - 10
Unkilling Darth Maul - 12
Padme falling for Anakin - 10
Jedi accepting the clone army - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas - 10
Darth Maul in Solo - 10
Rey falling for Kylo Ren - 10
Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter - 10
Palpatine in Rise Of Skywalker - 16
The erasure of Yub Nub - 12
No Wookiee army in the OT - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 8
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Overpowered Grogu - 10
Mando destroying a new secret lab every week - 10
Mando Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 8
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 1999 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Making the saga about Anakin - 10
Reducing the NR in the ST - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism - 10
Making a second Death Star - 10
Making a third Death Star (Starkiller base) - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 14
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons, Ewoks - 10
Jabba in ANH SE - 10
Prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
No Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of LFL Animation - 10
Darth Vader building C-3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in ROTJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad - 12
Force Skype - 8
Hayden Christensen in ROTJ - 10
This is a rebellion, right? Well, I rebel - 10
Diggy - 10
Ho Yinsen - 10
Jango's plot to kill Padme - 8
The Flying Pear - 10
Anakin being 9 in TPM - 12

The Dead

Sheev

 

+2 Palps in ROTS

 

Tunes, lazy Digs insists you copy and paste the whole list.
He'll probably have something to say about which movie you've selected, too.

 

If one adds a new thing to a list, that's fine, but goddamnit, no; a lot of these will be done via my iPhone later, and, well, who has the time to copy & paste from that. Previous battles didn't work that way.

 

Most of it is done on my phone on my end as well (obviously the sit-downs and counts weren't ) - it quickly becomes impractical.

I'll offer @Diggy to do a count including the single-line posts if it pleases him.

 

-2 Force Skype

Greedo shooting first - 10
Jedi Rocks -10
Jar-Jar - 10
Killing Darth Maul - 10
Unkilling Darth Maul - 12
Padme falling for Anakin - 10
Jedi accepting the clone army - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas - 10
Darth Maul in Solo - 10
Rey falling for Kylo Ren - 10
Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter - 10
Palpatine in Rise Of Skywalker - 16
The erasure of Yub Nub - 12
No Wookiee army in the OT - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 8
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Overpowered Grogu - 10
Mando destroying a new secret lab every week - 10
Mando Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 8
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 1999 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Making the saga about Anakin - 10
Reducing the NR in the ST - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism - 10
Making a second Death Star - 10
Making a third Death Star (Starkiller base) - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 14
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons, Ewoks - 10
Jabba in ANH SE - 10
Prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
No Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of LFL Animation - 10
Darth Vader building C-3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in ROTJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad - 12
Force Skype - 6
Hayden Christensen in ROTJ - 10
This is a rebellion, right? Well, I rebel - 10
Diggy - 10
Ho Yinsen - 10
Jango's plot to kill Padme - 8
The Flying Pear - 10
Anakin being 9 in TPM - 12

The Dead

Sheev

 

He didn't enter numerous valuable additional entries from the previous pages.
What a shame. (add: Dank Farrik!)

Btw. I wonder why no one added "Wade is dead"

 

My favorite plot point

 

Has he responded?

If so:
-2 Palps in Rise Of Skywalker

 

Not yet. If he says "yes", I'll count it all - I'll be available for that starting tomorrow morning.

 

-2 Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money

Greedo shooting first - 10
Jedi Rocks -10
Jar-Jar - 10
Killing Darth Maul - 10
Unkilling Darth Maul - 12
Padme falling for Anakin - 10
Jedi accepting the clone army - 10
Not explaining Sifo Dyas - 10
Darth Maul in Solo - 10
Rey falling for Kylo Ren - 10
Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter - 10
Palpatine in Rise Of Skywalker - 16
The erasure of Yub Nub - 12
No Wookiee army in the OT - 10
Leia becoming Luke’s sister - 10
Shooting all of ROTJ in Cali to save money - 6
Pivoting to digital for AOTC - 10
Removing any of Padme’s sense of agency in ROTS - 10
Hiring JJ for the Force Awakens - 10
Overpowered Grogu - 10
Mando destroying a new secret lab every week - 10
Mando Fast and Furious style found family thing - 10
Including comedy - 8
Not shooting the sequel trilogy in 1999 - 10
The invention of the motion picture - 10
Making the saga about Anakin - 10
Reducing the NR in the ST - 10
Princess Leia’s rampant anti Wookieism - 10
Making a second Death Star - 10
Making a third Death Star (Starkiller base) - 10
Rereleasing the original Star Wars with a number and an episode title - 10
Making a sequel to Star Wars - 14
Launching TheForce.net - 10
Ewok movies, Ewok cartoons, Ewoks - 10
Jabba in ANH SE - 10
Prophecy/Chosen One/Virgin Birth Nonsense - 10
Midichlorians - 10
Not killing off Han in either TESB or ROTJ - 10
No Genndy Tartakovsky as the head of LFL Animation - 10
Darth Vader building C-3PO - 10
Yoda meeting Chewbacca - 10
The entire B plot of the Last Jedi - 10
The sidelining of Finn - 12
I have a bad feeling about this - 10
Vader's NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! in ROTJ - 10
"I don't like sand." - 10
Padme dies because she’s sad - 12
Force Skype - 6
Hayden Christensen in ROTJ - 10
This is a rebellion, right? Well, I rebel - 10
Diggy - 10
Ho Yinsen - 10
Jango's plot to kill Padme - 8
The Flying Pear - 10
Anakin being 9 in TPM - 12

The Dead

Sheev

 

-2 not killing Han.