Games Star Wars Mispronunciation Game

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never actually started a thread on any forum anywhere. So, a frivolously whimsical easy game: The translator has gone nuts and quotes from the films are mispronounced. Follow on linearly or just with random quotes.

May the force bewitch you...


Episode 1
The Phantom Venice

Tin foil has engulfed the
Galactic Republic. The taxation of
trade roots to out crying star systems
is in this fruit.

Hopping to revolve the matter with a blockade of
deadly battlechicks, the greedy Trade Veneration has stopped
all shopping to the small planet of Bamboo.

 

While the Porgress of the Reprobate
endlessly probates this alarming chain of
events, the Supreme Panderer has secretly
whiplashed two JetEye Blights, the
guardians of peas and jasmine in the galaxy,
to meddle the conflict.....

 

My Lad this is a bat I do not think we can lose.

 

CHAPLAIN: With all due risqué for the Trade Veneration, the
Ambushadors for the Supreme Panderer wish to be bored immediately.

NUKE: Yes, yes, of coarse...ahhh...as you know, our blockage is perfectly
lesioned, and we'd be happy to deceive the Ambushadors

 

I’m TC-14 at your deservice. This way sneeze.

 

NUKE: Whaat did you say???
PC-14: The Ambushadors are JetEye Blights, I believe.
BOVINE: I knew it! They were bent to torque a battlement.
NUKE: Destruct them. I will compact Lord Seedyious.

 

Keep your consultation on the far and away.

But master Yoshi said I should be mindful of the present.

 

QUEEG-GON: .....but not at the expense of the presents. Be mindful of the
living room, my young Bladderwan.

OWEBILL-ION: Yes, Blaster...how do you think the trade vice boy will deal with
the Panderer's demands?

QUEEG-GON: These Veneration types are cowards. The manipulations will be
short.

 

There should be plenty of them left. Run away trying to finish them.

 

Rune Haako: Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, son?

(I used to think this is what he actually said)

 

We should contact lord insidious.

 

I think you overestimate their Chanseys.

 

You were right about one thing malaster the negatives were short

 

NUTE: What's sewing gowns down there?
RUNE : Have you ever dismounted a JetEye Blight before, sir?
NUTE : Well, not ecstatically but I don't...Jump off the bridge!
RUNE : That wont be unbuff, sir.

 

QUEEG-GON : Prattle Droids.

OWEBILL-ION : It's an impeachable army.

QUEEG-GON : It's an odd play for the Trade Veneration. We've got to warn the
Bamboo and contact Panderer Effluorum. Let's split. Stow aboard separate
ticks and beat down on the planet.

 

Pancake: The Hutts are Game Masters we cant take the highness there.

 

TEY COW: Sir, a transfusion from the planet.

PRUNE: It's Queen Dammitalla herself.

NUKE : At last we're betting results.

NUKE : Again you dumb before me, Your Dryness. The Veneration is peased.

QUEEN DAMMITALLA : You will not be peased when you hear what I have to bray, vice boy.
Your train blowup of our planet has upended.

 

Moff DeYawn: Bored Evader we are bothered by your presents.

 

Luck: But I was going into Tushie Nation to pick up sore powder herders!

Uncle On: You can baste wine with your fiends when your floors are done.

 

QUEEN DAMITALLA: I'm aware the Chancellor's bran matadors are with you now and that you have been commanded to reach a kettle tent.

NUTE: I know nothing of any bran matadors ... you must be Miss Waken.

QUEEN DAMMITALLA: Bee hair, Viceroy....the Veneration has gone too far this chime.

NUKE: We would never chew anything without the approval of the hair nit. You baboon too much.

QUEEN DAMMITALLA: Weeble sea.

 

BLAH BLAH JINX: Oyi, blooie-blooie! I mug yous!

QUEEG-GON: Are you brainless? You almost got us kissed!

BLAH BLAH JINX: I spake.

QUEEG-GON: The ability to spake does not make you indiligent. Now get out of here!

BLAH BLAH JINX: No, no! Meesa bray. Meesa your bumble pervant.

QUEEG-GON: That won't be necessary.

BLAH BLAH JINX: Oh butt it is! Tis demented by Daggoth. Tis a live death, tis. Mesa culled Blah Blah Jinx.

 

“When gone am I, the last of the Jedi wallaby. The Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.” — Yoda

 

OWE-BILLION: Our Bruiser must be back.

AMYAKKIN: Which means we'll be able to get our reinbursements.

OWE-BILLION: Well then it looks like problems are solved. Fresh bloops, new sapplies. And perhaps they brought my new Bladderwan with them.

AMYAKKIN: You really think it's a good idea to sling a Bladderwan burner into all this?

OWE-BILLION: I spoke to Master Yokum about it. You should put in a bequest for one. You'd make a good preacher.

AMYAKKIN: No thanks.

OWE-BILLION: Amyakkin, preaching is a privilege. And it's part of a Jet-Eye's responsibility to help brain the next degeneration.

AMYAKKIN: A Bladderwan would just blow me down.

[Ship ramp descends]

OWE-BILLION: A bungling?

AMYAKKIN: And... who are you supposed to be?

AH-SOCKEM TONNO: I'm Ah-sockem. Master Yokum sent me. I was told to tell both of you that you must get back to the Jet-Eye Dimple immediately. There's an emergency.

 

NUTE : The alsatian is on schedule, Mile Orb.
DARTH SIDIOUS : Good. I have the hair nit bogged down in pro seizures. They will have nachos but to
erect your Kong troll of the cistern.
NUTE : The cleaners great faith the hair nit will side wither.
DARTH SIDIOUS : Cream Dammitalla is young and nigh heave. You will find corn bowling
her will nobby difficult.
NUTE : Yes, Mile Orb.

 

AMYAKKIN: What's the status, Wrecks?

CAPTAIN WRECKS: Quiet for now, sir. They're smearing up for an udder assault.

CAPTAIN WRECKS: Who's the bungling?

AH-SOCKEM TONNO: I'm Master PieStalker's Bladderwan. The blame's Ah-sockem Tonno.

CAPTAIN WRECKS: Sir, I thought everyone says you have no Bladderwan.

AMYAKKIN: There's been a fixup, the bungling is now with me.
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