Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Ezra: Wedge! I hear you're being transferred to another squadron. You won't forget about us right?
Wedge: Never! You guys are the reason I'm here.
Ezra: Just messing with you. I know you'll always remember Phoenix Squadron and your Jedi comrade Ezra Bridger. I'm sure you'll tell all the new recruits and future pals about us.

 

Thrawn: Hondo Ohnaka. Wanted for the crimes against the Empire. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature. The most egregious of these including piracy, smuggling, falsification of letters of marque and reprisal, impersonating an officer of the Imperial Navy, impersonating a member of the Sith Inquisitorius, flying with false markings, arson, kidnapping, looting, sheltering jedi, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, deprivation, and general lawlessness...

 

^ In other words, just a normal day for Hondo Ohnaka.

 

I don't know, I think there are a few crimes missing off that list.

 

Ezra: I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?
Kanan: Ok. First of all, how about we point the lightsaber someplace else, and then give it back to me.


Ezra: How did the Clone War end, again?
Kanan: Anakin Skywalker betrayed the Jedi and became Darth Vader. Then the Emperor sent him to Mustafar where he ended the conflict by brutally murdering all of the Separatist leaders.
Rex: WAIT WHAT? NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!

 

But Alexsaaaaaandr I'll never forget the first time I saw your faaaaaaaace!

 

"A Wizard is never late; nor is she early; she arrives precisely when she means to!"

 

Thrawn: That was your plan? You just killed like, tens of thousands of people! I've studied parental guidelines, that's not a very TV Y7 thing to do.
Ezra: Yeah, but we didn't actually see them die. Plus, you guys killed Gregor. Imperials have to die for that or fans of The Clone Wars will go nuts. Oh, and you bombarded civilians. That wasn't very TV Y7 either.

 

Thrawn: That wasn't artistically done.

 

Mon Mothma: I'm sorry Ezra, but we're not ready to establish military honors. Medals, ribbons, commendations, where would be start?
Ezra: We just liberated a planet from the Empire and we don't get any medals? Forget this Rebellion, I'm going back to Thrawn and the Space Whales.

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Ezra: By the power vested in me as a Commander of the Alliance to Restore the Republic, I now pronounce you Clone and Droid.

REX MARRIES A SUPER TACTICAL DROID! What whacky shenanigans will they get themselves into? Coming 2019.

 

Left Cadet: Instructor, I have a question.
Instructor: Yes, cadet?
Left Cadet: Are we the baddies?
Instructor: Excuse me?
Left Cadet: Are we the baddies? We're dressed in all black and the architecture here is cold and grey. Unwelcoming.
Instructor: You're just overthinking things. We're training you to enforce law and order throughout the galaxy. Law enforcement wear black all the time and schools aren't always the nicest looking of places.
Left Cadet: Whereas, the Rebels...
Instructor: You haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda have you? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys.
Left Cadet: But they didn't get to design our uniforms and choose our bases. And theirs are all... you know, quite nice.

 

Left Cadet: Instructor, I have a question.
Instructor: Yes, cadet?
Left Cadet: Are we the baddies?
Instructor: Excuse me?
Left Cadet: Are we the baddies? We're dressed in all black.
Instructor: Luke Skywalker wore black in Return of the Jedi, and he was a good guy.
Left Cadet: Oh, you're right! Thanks for clearing that up, I was getting kinda worried there.

 

Rau: Wakanda Fore- I mean uh... FOR MANDALORE

 

From off-screen Deadpool: And it seems I'm not the only one who breaks the fourth wall.

 

"Look, Ezra. Everything the light touches is our kingdom..."

 

"No fair! I have to share the spotlight with Ahsoka AND wolves in the same season? FILOOONIIIIIIIII...."

 

♫ For the first time in forever....I can go to sleep! ♪

 

Stormtrooper cadet: Can I interest you in a biography of the Emperor? How about 3?
Kallus: One is all I need to know all about our great Emperor Sheev Palpatine

 

Sabine: Is anyone looking for some droids? I don't know why, but I feel like someone would be looking for these droids.

 

Kanan (off-screen): Our Mandalorian host will now show you to your seats.

 

3PO: It's 1.2.3, 1.2.3, 1.2.3........

 

Sabine: Wait, you stole that jetpack from my clan?
Ezra: Hey, I didn't steal it. They let me use it and nobody asked for it back.
Sabine: I can't believe you! You don't even need that, you have the force!


Brom Titus: Look! They're distracted. Fire.

 

Wolffe: Alright, Mart. If you want to join the WolfPack, you'll need to go through a brief pledge period during which you'll experience hazing by Pack members.
Mart: Uh, Is that necessary?
Wolffe: Very much so.
Vizago: *laughs* I'll just stay over here and offer my heart-felt support. Good luck, brat!

 

EZRA: DAMMIT, THRAWN! If we're stuck together on the other edge of the galaxy for years I am going to get caught up on my PVR backlog of CAKE BOSS whether you WANT TO OR NOT!