Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Ezra: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Sabine is the sun.....

Kanan: .......Kid, eat a Snickers.

 

Sabine: I remember this one time, I met this girl on Raxus. Wow. Was she pretty. And-
Ezra:....Why do I even try.

 

Ezra's internal monologue
"Don't hit too many targets, they might suspect something."

 

Kanan: Okay, spill you two. Which one of you took the Phantom out for a joyride and got a dent in the side.
Hera: *Puts on disappointed mom face*
Sabine and Zeb thinking to themselves.' If we don't say anything. We didn't do it.'

 

Hera: "I'm wearing baggy clothing, hell I'm basically wearing a freaking ship. Yet I'm still getting hit on in the most ridiculous way possible. What does a Twi'lek have to do not to get gawked at in this galaxy?"

 

Hera: (thinking) I really wish that Kanan would stop singing "Let it Go" in the shower.
Kanan: (singing) Let it go! Let it gooooooooooooooo! Can't hooooooooooold it back anymore! Let it go! Let it go! Tuuuuurrrn away and slam the dooooooooooor!!!!!
Hera: (thinking) Maybe he'll stop after this.
Kanan: (still singing) I don't ca-oh blast it I got shampoo in my eyes! The "no more tears" formula shouldn't make me cry!!!!!
Hera: Aw man now he's just singing about whatever pops into his head.

 

At first I was indifferent to yet another Frozen joke, but then this made me laugh.

 

"Why does this always happen to us Steve?"

 

Stormtrooper 1 : Do you know what's going on ?
Stormtropper 2 : Maybe it's another drill

 

Kanan: Don't lecture me, Inquisitor! I see through the lies of the Empire! I do not fear the Light side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Rebellion.
Inquisitor: Your new Rebellion?
Kanan: Don't make me K.O. you.
Inquisitor: Kanan, my allegiance is to the Empire, to dictatorship!
Kanan: If you're not with me, then visit my embassy.
Inquisitor: Only a Jedi dances around absolutes. I will do what I must.
Kanan: You will try..
[Kanan does a backflip and the two duel with lightsabers w/Battle of the Heroes music playing in the background]

Couldn't help it. Had to parody Episode III.

 

Ezra: "Whoa, what is that smell?"
Kanan: "Just because stormtroopers can't hit their targets doesn't mean they can't hit anything else."
Ezra: "What does that even supposed to mean?"
Kanan: "It means we better have some snacks on the Ghost."

 

"Mom, I'm going to become a stormtrooper!"
"My God, son! The ratio of fame and glory to horrible death is skewed rather severely towards the latter!"
"Don't worry, mom, I'm sure I'll ride this one to a long career in the Imperial Military!"
"But the horrible deaths--"
"Great career!"
"Horrible deaths!"
"Great career!"
"I will not have my son die a horrible death!"
"I'll be fine!"

7 MONTHS LATER....



"Huh. Horrible death it is, then..."
"I told you that!!"

 

Inquisitor: Master Kanan, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem.
*Kanan Rushes the Inquisitor in fury of Sarlaac sweeps*
Inquisitor: Surely you can do better!
*Inquisitor takes down Kanan with two moves and prepares to finish him off. As the Inquisitor deals his death blow Ezra blocks the blade with the energy of his sling shot canon*
Inquisitor: That was brave, boy, but foolish. I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson.
Ezra: I'm a slow learner.
*Kanan seeing Ezra on his feet, takes his lightsaber in hand and prepares to pitch it*
Kanan: Ezra!
*Ezra catches the Lightsaber. The Inquisitor and Ezra duel each other, the young learner showing great prowess in the fight as the sabers crackle on contact. Then as the Inquisitor uses the Force and knocks Ezra on his back, Kanan rises and uses the Force to levitate the Inquisitor to the ceiling and the Master and Apprentice vacate the corridor*

-Parody of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - Duel with Dooku and "Rise of the Old Masters" from Star Wars Rebels.

Sorry, couldn't help but parody this one too. I took the dialogue from EPII and the fight and blended it with Episode 3 of Rebels.

 

Unfortunately for the haunted house worker, Sabine gets rather violent when she's scared.

 

Sabine: Hey Hera, how do you tell a boy you play for the other team?

 

Hera: If you touch my lekku like that again, I'll stick that lightsaber of yours someplace very uncomfortable...
Kanan: What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

 

My god, their body language with each other in that episode. They looked like they wanted to rip each other's clothes off.

 

That was my impression too. Stop being so obvious Hera.

 

Sabine: "These creatures hate the light."

Hera: " You're not afraid of the dark are you?"

 

From the io9 review:

 

That is brilliant Kablob but should have said Farm boys.

 

Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away. Although I think he is looking at it so it kind of defeats the joke's purpose. Ah well couldn't resist.

 

Kanan: "Ezra should have thought about stealing my lightsaber again. Well at least they can't hear his screams as he plummets to the Earth."



Ezra: Fly you fools!

 

You should have said some men just want to watch the world burn.