Star Wars Theme Pub V3.0

//Walks in...



Insults and theft as soon as i turn my back!

When i get back, i'm gonna kick yer asses!

//Throws up on Stuey before leaving...

 

Aw, gee, I'm sooooo scared, Yosh.

 

*wander in*

*sits down in a vomit free area*



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

:: comes in with Franco-German GARLIC bomb ::

snivelling yank luverrs..... I speet on your "special relationsheep"....

:: KA-BOOOOOM ::

:: everything smells of garlic ::

 

hmmmmmm, garlic!

snivelling yank luverrs

hey,, i object to that!

i hate amrica.

but not all americans.



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

So you should be Meers!

//Vomits all over everyone....

 

*beats yoshee with a large stick till he bleeds*



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

//Attacks AoS with an army of hairdressers and cosmetic surgeons, who swiftly convert him into a buxom bleach blonde beach bunny......

 

*Runs away from AoS*


hello eveyone How are you

 

Hey DA6, not bad thanks, you?

Why you running away from AoS, she's a fox!

 

not my cosmic blue hair!



*uses some sort of crazy device to reverse the process*

*throws a managery of bladed weapons at yoshee*

*hits yoshee with all but a few*



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

HA! Ya missed my jacobs!

 

*fires a large bore machine gun at yoshee*

*hits his 'jocobs' many times*



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

Whoha! A spankingly clean new pub Marvellous!

 

it was clean and shiny, till yoshee puked all over it.

now it's just shiny.



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

//Curled up in agony....

Hey Sharon! Clean?? Your kidding! I've thrown up all the place twice already!

//Plots revenge....

EDIT// lol @ now just shiny.

 

*cleans self*

*cleans pub*

*put yoshee in a bath*

*fills the bath with the vomit cleaned up from around the pub*



. . and confusion reigns supreme . .

 

Is it just coincidence that Yoshi got post 69?...

*realises he's standing in vomit*

Eeuuw!

 

Hell no Sharon, it's my favourite number!

//Splashes around in nice warm bath....

 

How lovely to walk in this place to see Meeeester Yoshi splashing around in his own vomit like a pig in poo.

Gives this place a sorta character

 

Yes it does, but i'm not too sure about the smell though.

 

LMAO at yoshi

 

You should try it DA6, it's good for you. Although wait til i get out of the tub, coz i'm not into sharing bath's with blokes, no matter what the papers say!

 

i can't believe how long it took to lower the tone of the place; about 2 posts!

i guess i'd better find a good opening song from the manics (the world's best and most versatile band)

 

What's the point in an education
When you have to pay for the privilege?
This side of the truth where no sun shines
They don't count the cripples and the blind

I was thinking everybody had a chance
Like a dream stretched way too far
All this time such a debt to the city
I don't know who's the real enemy

This is a socialist serenade
Yes I have money but I hate champagne
This is a socialist serenade
I can't see the past anywhere

Some greater benefit for the people
Ha ha ha ha we all believed in you
Is it about the politics of celebrity
Or endless days in the sun of Tuscany

This is a socialist serenade
Yes I have money but I hate champagne
This is a socialist serenade
I can't see the past anywhere, anywhere

This is a socialist serenade
Yes I have money but I hate champagne
This is a socialist serenade
I can't see the past anywhere, anywhere

Change your name to New
Forget the ****ing Labour