JCC [stealing ideas from twitter] end of the world confessions

yeah, so. i've been doing my best to avoid all this end of the world bull****, but i really liked this idea so i made this thread. i tell you this because i feel like i have to justify my every action to you people. so tell us of some things that its okay to say now since we're all about to die and it won't matter by tomorrow anyways. i'll go first.

sometimes, i like to eat paper.

 

My son made me watch a few episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show on Netflix, because he thinks my phobia is hilarious. I didn't cry, but I wanted to... I wanted to.

 

I'm a hot blonde chick

 

I'm a Cylon.

 

So he's one of us, then?

 

I'm Dick Van Patten.

 

Do you date yourself then?

 

I've cheated in every round of Shelf of Shame.






Nah, not really. Just want to drive harp nuts.

 

When the wife's asleep, yeah. Though 'date' isn't quite the right word.

omg. Confession!

 

I enjoy most of Styx's musical output.

Yes, even Mr. Roboto.

... Especially Mr. Roboto.

 

I poison babies with arsenic and then feed them to the tigers at the zoo.

I feel bad for the poor tigers, now.

 

David Smith. Abscess, AZ. AT&T. Semper Fi. Etcetera.

 

I was Sapient's wingman.

 

If you buy the arsenic from the zoo gift shop at least you'll be helping to pay for new tigers.

 

I can't believe I'm going to admit this but... here goes.

*takes a deep breath*

I've read the Twilight series, it was a gift from sister okay. It's one of those if-you-don't-like-it-it's-for-me-gifts. Hated it, especially the main character.

 

I hate you.

 

Nudity makes me uncomfortable.

 

I like pr0n and I pick my nose.

 

I am only a sockpuppet.

 

You hated the victim of a controlling abusive relationship more than the abuser? Interesting.

 

I Are not actually The Internets.

 

I'm not a virgin.

 

You do realize that you just outed yourself as a Twilight reader/movie watcher, right? I hope that shot at Omega was worth it.