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JCC [stealing ideas from twitter] end of the world confessions

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Dec 21, 2012.

  1. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I'm not a Twilight virgin.
     
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  2. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    DAE patriarchy mansplaining die cis scum?
     
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  3. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    There's not a spot on my daughter's wall that's not occupied by a Twilight poster. She went to see the latest movie five times. I have bought her Twilight barbies, Twilight sneakers, Twilight bed sheets, the works.

    The confession: I have never seen a Twilight movie.
     
  4. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    Are you under the impression, for some reason, that I have ever been ashamed about owning up to consuming media that some people might not like? This is a Star Wars message board. You realize that, right? I went to Jonas Brothers concerts. You saw those threads, right? Are you confusing me with someone else?
     
  5. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    I think you're a little tight wound today over Roper's obviously facetious comment.
     
  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    again, are you confusing her with someone else?
     
  7. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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  8. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    I somehow missed that it was Roper :(
     
  9. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 3

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  10. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    I've never been kissed.



    Wait, you guys were all joking? Yeah me too.
     
  11. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Force Ghost star 6

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    In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

    I read Twillight just to see if it was as bad as people said it was. It wasn't. It was worse. If only there was a way to unread a book.
     
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  12. tom

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    i don't think i've ever finished a book i hated. somehow though omega made it through the whole twilight series. i think he kinda liked it.
     
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  13. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah, I kind of agree... I can't see him shaking and sweating... grinding his teeth, and crying out in agony, "These books were a gift! Must. Not. Appear. Ungrateful. I will read.... god damn it... I will finish!!"

    He was probably curled up, wearing a snuggie, a bowl of kettle corn and a half gallon of chocolate milk on his left, a box of kleenex and a bottle of xanax on his right, marathoning through the series.
     
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  14. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    well, this is mildly embarassing
     
  15. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Not really, means I can continue my collection.
     
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  16. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    I shot J.R. and killed Laura Palmer simultaneously.
     
  17. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I was flipping radio stations and stopped at....I stopped at a Hall And Oates tune and I...I listened to the entire song. [face_sigh]
     
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  18. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    But that would mean... :eek:
     
  19. jacktherack

    jacktherack Jedi Master star 4

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    I walked out of Star Wars episode Vll...
     
  20. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    I'm the reason dinosaurs are extinct.
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    I'm George Lucas....and Batman.
     
  22. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    I just watched a Barbra Streisand movie.
     
  23. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Not Guilt Trip?!
     
  24. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost star 5

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    I miss Viper sometimes [​IMG]
     
  25. Darth Somnambulous

    Darth Somnambulous Jedi Padawan star 1

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    I'm Cathy.
     
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