Stop what you're doing right now

from an online dictionary....

http://machaut.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/WEBSTER.sh?WORD=Cockney

1. An effeminate person; a spoilt child. A young heir or cockney, that is his mother's darling."

 

Why don't you just have us all...

That's your style isn't it?

 

No, it was not Gittes.

Jeez...fine, lets just air all of Beth's dirty laundry in public today.

rolls eyes

You remind me of my ex, Rick. Rick was the one. The one I could have would have should have but I didn't cause I chickened out and I lost him. Last I heard he was married with two kids. There. Happy now?

 

Hey now, next they'll be saying I'm in love with you, Chet,

well that's understandable.....

 

he he he he

 

//Outraged

BUT I'M UNIQUE!!!!

...in what way do I remind you of your ex...was he sarcastic and nasty too?

 

He was....absolutely impossible. Irritating. Outrageous. Opinionated. Infuriating. Adorable.

 

Well Beth, you aren't saddled with being married or kids yet. Look at it like that, you've got the better deal for now

 

Right...the better part of the deal. Sure. Except I'm saddled with regret and what ifs but it's all good.

 

OH....MY....FECKIN....GOD

Yous are so up yourselves!

This thread has taken more turns than a feckin rollercoaster...

...tower of london...baby juice...beth & arun...you guys being up yourselves...beth & gittes...you guys being up yourselves...beth & chet...you guys being up yourselves...beth & rick...you guys being up yourselves


...and the smell of baby juice is enough to give any self respecting girl the dry boak!

 

Bluffing..

 

//raised eyebrows

Well obviously you've only met the wrong kind of girls then...

...or the right ones, depending on how you look at it.


Jeez...did I sound like a mother there?

 

As my old man used to say...

It's not if they lick the ice cream...it's how they tackle the cone that counts...

 

Wow. That certainly help shed some light. Thank you.

 

Morning folks.

Guess who completely blew it with Joyce (the chinese girl) last night........

 

In view of the above conversation...I'm hoping that you mean 'blowing it' in the positive sense

// crosses fingers

If not...

// passes hipflask

 

What no blow backs?

 

What happened?

Or is that a raw subject at the moment?

 

It was all going very well. Wine and dinner and then a few glasses more of wine. Agreed to meet up again.

Then she mentioned that she lives in a hotel at the moment. So I might have said a few crass comments that I shouldn't have....and when I say I might have said a few things, replace might with did. And she was already a bit weary after last thursday.

//takes hipflask from TTG.

 

You old smoothie.

 

Crass?

I don't follow...

 

Bloody hell

// grabs hipflask back from OA and has a swig

I'm not allowed to laugh am I?

// bites tongue

Seri-arse-ly...how could she fail to see the funny side?

// offers hipflask round in general

 

We're all hanging in suspenders to hear what you said.

(This hipflask's all warm)

 

I suggested we go back to her hotel gym and make use of the spa. But I may not have phrased it that exact way.....

 

Oh dear...