Buff, NY Stupid things people say

Is there a difference between a well woman visit and a well man visit?

 

My thing isn't so much what they say, as it is about what they're doing.
People turning very suddenly but then veeeerrrrrryyyyy sloooooowwwwwlyyyy right at a red light that's turning green without a right hand blinker on,
then getting mad at you because you had the audacity to lean out your window and question their IQ.!
Jezzum! Can't you just make a turn and go with it? What's with changing your mind mid-turn and getting mad at the drivers behind you?
What up with not using a blinker?
Sorry...ranting all done now.....
All better now....
Annie

 

{psst} - just an FYI - we have a 'stupid things people do' thread that would have loved this post!

...and now back to our regularly scheduled programming...


DO YOU WORK HERE? {said loudly while staring at you stocking shelves wearing a nametag and uniform}

 

<< call received through open enrollment line >>

My company is going through open enrollment.

(Really? Thanks for letting us know!)

 

Whadda ya mean I need a NonProfit Postage Form for a NonProfit Mailing?

 

{Customer pointing to item next to 'sale' sign:}

IS THIS ON SALE???

 

I'm calling for my slice of the $1200 I saved your company today.

 

Were you married by Elvis?


(Dressed as we were, I think not)

 

Walking through the Dollar Store and asking an attendant "How much is this?"

 

What kind of ARM Disclosure goes with a fixed rate mortgage?

 

"A death mark is a hard thing to live with"

 

While dressed in Titans garb following close win against Bills, "Are you a Titans Fan?"

 

"What kind of lightbulb do you need?" I ask.

Person holds their hands about five inches apart.
"Two of the clear ones, about this big."

blink blink

 

But I don't remember drinking that much...

 

Who rang that bell?

 

These people are all Lucas wannabes and should get a job!

 

I wasn't told I had to re enroll. Why doesn't it just re enroll me automatically?

 

Your husband makes $20 more a month than last time you applied so we had to dump both of your girls from our system, but good news!
You and your husband are still covered for full medical and dental!

 

I feel your pain Annie!

How about:

If you get rid of your car and use the bus, you would more than qualify for assistance.

 

Yep, that's definetly agood one! Up until now, my favorite was:
"Your SSI claim has been declined because your physician did not check and date line 8 on page 4.
But you are more than welcome to reapply, though you should know that a judge will not view your case until August of 2008."

 

There`s no way that valve was open!

 

Are you sure we don't need to turn the power off to this light before disassembling and moving.

"Don't worry. I've done this many times befor without a problem."

Bzzzzzzzztttt!

 

"Where's the Passover section?" (it's right in the middle of the Kosher section)

 

Is Good Friday on a Friday this year?

 

But why can't we do everything my way?