Supreme Emperor Welshguy

I now proclaim myself ruler of the Welsh posting board! In the absence of any credible opposition I will rule and control this board as I see fit.

All will tremble at the very sound of my name. My rule will become inexorably linked with the pain and suffering that I will wreak throughout these lands.

Fall before me, for your new ruler commands it.

 

you smell

 

I will not have my odour called into question by the common poster.

Deploy the flying monkeys.

 

My first decree as Supreme Emperor is that they should start making the X-Files again. Now that Angel is ending and the last series of Six Feet Under was quite poor, I have nothing left worth watching.

So let my decree go out across the land. Get Chris Carter to write new episodes and assemble the cast of David, Gillian (who will now play her character nude ? hey, there are certain bonuses to being Supreme Emperor you know), Robert, Mitch, Annabeth, Nicholas, William and all the other really cool actors / characters that made up the best TV series of the 90?s.

 

you do know your contract only works in Wales?

so i assume you mean the Chris Carter that owns a corner shop in Treeforest

 

I will be obeyed! This is my world! MINE!!

Cower before my supreme intellect and power ye mere mortals, for this is a new beginning, a new beginning that shall have no end without absolute consequence.

I shall crush the naysayers and delinquents; I shall destroy and burn the infidels and rebels.

All who will come before me shall weep and tremble in my presence, for such is my total power and conviction of self. I shall destroy civilisations with a single thought and send planets to ruin with a raise of my fist.

 

I move for a vote of no confidence in Supreme Emperor Welshguy's leadership.

 

A vote??? HA HA HA HA!

You must be under the false impression that this is some kind of democracy?

Well, it isn't. No votes, no rights, no constitution, no free will, no hope.

I shall reign for as long as I see fit, for as long as I am still able to inflict suffering and missery over lesser beings.

For as long as my heart still bleeds shall you all reap the terror that lurks within.

 

You leave me no choice Welshguy...

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Your little insurection is at a end.....

 

I don't think so.

It will take more than one rebel to de-throne me insigficant creature.

 

In light of recent uprisings, I have decided to appoint a deputy to help enforce my rule. He shall spread out my bidding and terror to the most distant corners of this board.

All shall weep at his very name. All shall despear and loss faith, for his strength comes from mine, and mine is the ultimate force in this posting board.

Arise Lord Darth Fall-on-Jin.

 

i say we de-thone welshguy and place someone else as supreme emperor like Fall-jin

or

a figth to the death (jedi trials)


from Fall-jin padawan

 

*twirls arround lightsaber and chops off Welshguy's head*

Welshguy: Tis but a fleshwound....

 

You really think you would be able to get close enough for a lightsaber to be an effective weapon?

I would strike you down and reduce you to ashes before you could even think about striking against me.

Inserection, betral and de-throne? Those words have no meaning here.

 

now we all know the truth!

welshguy isnt really evil, he just wants to be loved!

everyone, group hug

 

Man hugs have been banned under my glorious rule. The punishment for man hugging to be be flayed alive.

Or given a really bad hair cut, depending on my mood at the time of said act.

 

Ok so lightsabers wont work.... hmmmm.....

*gets big long pointy stick and begins to prod Welshguy*

No one can stand the annoyance of the stick!

*continues to prod*

 

Stop that.

 

unleashes a fearsome Aussie BSG!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Whats BSG?

Explain yourself. Your lord and master commands it.

 

*continues to prod while waving hand in jedi-mind trick type fashion*

You will be annoyed by the stick....


*continues to prod*

 

I cannot say out load what a BSG is fearing being banned yet again. It is a fearsome Aussie weapon. If you need to know then PM me and all will be explained