SW_R's 5,000 Post Fiesta (you can't stop me, I'm INVINCIBLE)

It's near 12am, I'm bored, none of you are posting, so I'm going post with myself.

If I had to ask the world to post, I'd post with myself (Whoa whoa, posting with myself). That's a Billy Idol song, by the way.

Here are the stars.

Sebulba-X
KaineDamo
PrincessKenobi
carmenite42
Darth_AYBABTU
farraday
Qui_Gon_Jim23
Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa
Dark_Jedi_Kam
Darth-Seldon
Terr_Mys
EagleIFilms
StarWars_Revelation
Jjanda_Solo

Since many of the stars are absent at the start of this post, I will be playing them all. Even the females. Especially the females. Anyone's allowed to help me reach my lofty goal of 5,000 posts in a before the game ends. I can do it. You can do it. We can all do it, together.

So, let's get it on.

 

Hey team, what's that you smell?

 

I smell it. Smells like TEAM spirit. Right, team?


Sebulba-X: yes
KaineDamo: yes
PrincessKenobi: yes
carmenite42: yes
Darth_AYBABTU: yes
farraday: anakin
Qui_Gon_Jim23: yes
Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa: yes
Dark_Jedi_Kam: yes
Darth-Seldon: yes
Terr_Mys: yes
EagleIFilms: yes
Jjanda_Solo: yes

 

KaineDamo: Hurr hurr hurr.
Sebulba-X: What the hey-diddle-diddle is that?


That, my friends, is how Irish people laugh.

 

Yes, no one here to screw my equilibrium. You're all lucky I'm moving at such a slow rate.

 

Captain Obvious (aka, SoME): Everything I say is irrelevent.
Darth_AYBABTU: Funny.

 

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force
pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

 

Dark_Jedi_Kam: I cannot be stopped. The Americans are slugheads.
Terr_Mys: Good, good. I think you should spike them.
EagleIFilms: You were saying, slughead?
DarthAttorney: I am Hector, I am the most important character. I am playing a donkey, which is the politically correct term.

 

Since this is Big Brother, someone always gets raped in every episode. So, here's the rape scene.

John Milton: When I consider how my light is spent, ere half my days in this dark world and wide, I've raped myself.

 

I have an Asian fetish.

 

There's also a love scene.

EagleIFilms: What's on your mind?
Jjanda_Solo: You are.
EagleIFilms: No, really.
Jjanda_Solo: I'm not lying.
EagleIFilms: Yes, you are.
Jjanda_Solo: Okay.
EagleIFilms: Okay. I love you.
Jjanda_Solo: Really?
EagleIFilms: Yes.

 

Darth_AYBABTU: Hey.
farraday: Hey. What's up?
Darth_AYBABTU: Nothing much, you?
farraday: Nothing much.

(this is an actual conversation of what it would be like if these two met in real life. I smell love, and team spirit, what do you smell?)

 

PrincessKenobi: Keith Moon.
carmenite42: Yes, but is tea really all that great? With lemons, perhaps.

 

Captain Obvious (aka, SoME): Everything I say is irrelevent.

You're on to me. :-o

 

Alright you, cut. it. out.

[laughtrack, guest appearance by the much-loved Dave Coulier]

~ James

 

Gasp, what's this? An intruder. Someone has totally screwed up my equilibrium.

(Useage of that phrase count for today: 3.)

What is your name, wayward son?

 

Terr_Mys: Hey, how are you? Are you tired?
carmenite42: Are you implying that I'm fat?

 

Where is my mind?

 

What? 3+ posts in a row? KnightWriter would totally be banning you right now if he still had power or if his opinions ever mattered.

 

KaineDamo: Way out in the water
See it swimmin?. Hehe, DOWNload thiS soNG IMMEDIATELY, or I'll use CAPS again.

 

Am I going to get in trouble for this one?

 

SpAmMeR.//FF/FDF.

 

I want to hold your hand. Want to hold mine? Want to roleplay?

 

No.

 

To which one?