kicks Yoshee in the jacobs with hard boot

Now you're it

 

Have a nice trip

sits down and reads copy of The Daily Bugle

 

*superglues a PowerPuff poster on Richie's back*

 

Bah!
Superglue can't stick to me

rips poster from back and burns it with flamethrower

 

licks poster and savours the gummy taste

 

watches as armour realeases spikes in defense

Oooops, sorry Yosh

 

Note from the High Command:

Anyone framing a superior officer without prior knowledge of the said incident will be severedly* punished with an order that will ruin their carrier for life. You have been warned. That is all.

*A lightsaber reference.

*Kicks Yoshee and Stormtrooper_fan with one roundhouse manouver sending them flying into a pile of fertalizer.*

Revenge is never above the Hero of the New Republic.

 

Bah!
The New Republic has no authority
The Remnant is the law

 

Then perhaps you would like to meet my blaster?

[evil_grin]

If the remnant is the law, then why did Teridoc and the rest of its other leaders die at Admiral Daala's hand?

 

Pfffft
Your pitiful weapons cannot harm me
My Mandalorian armour is far too great

 

You didn't say what type of blaster now did you?

[very evil_grin]

 

No blaster can harm me
there is but one weapon capable of breaking the suit of the mighty warriors of Mandalore

and I won't tell you what it is

 

Wait, don't tell me. Let me guess... A lightsaber.

 

Nonono... it must be the CATTLE PROD!

*pokes Richie with cattle prod*

 

Speaking of rhymes:

Take the baseline out:
No? You dont have to... BOUNCE WITH IT!!

It's a hard knock life for us
It's a hard knock (yea) life for us
Steada treated we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I dont know how to be no crib on MTV.
God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes.

Evil's all that I see... you ask me my name? D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo, I'm a crazy (its a hard knock
life) mother (beep) y'all knew that.

Austin caught me in the first act that's all backwords, whats with that?
So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini me.
Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep)

Its a hard knock life (yea) for us
Its a hard knock life
(stick that in your pipe and smoke it)for us.
Steada treated (uh huh) we get tricked
(this is for all my homies in rouge)
Steada kisses we get kicked

It's a hard knock life (uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh) for us
Its a hard knock life for us
Steada treated
(ah, crystal, my moto, a couple of behotches, why not?)
we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I gotta busta move, droppin busta groove feeling fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too. Lick my nine.
Till then, I'll (beep) on my (beep) grand up the (beep) ill call and I'll splooge in your (beep) thats all!
Fizzle my nizzle y'all.
(its a hard knock life)

This is a shout out to HOVA,
God MC...
You all know him, Thats Jay-Z!!
I met him!!
Well I saw him a restaurant once...
It's a hard knock life!

Stick that in your (beep)ing blunt and smoke it!
Yeah, I said Blunt!

(No apologies to the maker celeb voices impersonated.)

Forum inmates: Yes General Antilles.

 

^
Blame that one on Wes Janson.

 

Oh, yeah, blame everything on the prankster.

 

He must have hacked into my accounts and assumed my ID while I was away. Hmm. I think I'll put him on janetorial duties for the rest of the year. At least the sewers will be alot cleaner.