!!Tatooine Suns Saloon!!

Welcome all space farers to the
Tatooine Suns Saloon where you
can drink, argue discuss etc.
Come in have a drink and some fun!!!
Owned and Operated by Jangoboy71.
The only establishment of its kind in the Midwest Fanforce Region


--The Tatooine Suns Saloon and
its Owner are not responsible
for losses or injuries from games,
drinks, owner or other patrons.

 

uh, sweetness...

but where are the hot twi'lek dancing girls? ?

-b-

 

tuesday is their day off. but to compensate, drinks are buy one get one free!!

 

Bar? Time to conjure some Absolut Random... watch out folks... a few too many in me and I might ignite my saber and start swingin at anybody that comes within striking distance... *downs another shot of Jae* oops... too late!

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i opened this thing 2 1/2 hours ago and there is already fighting. <shakes head in disgust>

 

oops... jango just lost his head... how ironic

 

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Um...no Random, he didn't!

((Random notices Krash lightsaber blocking his from severing jangoboy's head))

Sorry about that jangoboy, he gets a few drinks in him...what do you mean he only had 1! Naw, this ain't happening...

((force-pushes Random onto couch, he's asleep))

Give me a Naboo Amereto Sour...please

((Master Krickhan uses the Force to start the jukebox playing the music from "Ocean's 11"...calmly sips his drink))

 

Dos Tequila, por favor. Yo Quiero Cabo Wabo. Es muy bueno!

 

*wakes up*

This Jae must've messed with my perception... (and yes Krash, I've had more than 1,2, and 3; I'm not a 3 beer queer) A few shots of some Jaeger, a 40 of High Life, a King Edward in my mouth, and I'm good to go... nice buzz, and even George Lucas's daughter dressed as a Twi'lek is lookin pretty good now. (I can still tell a good joke even when I'm zoning). j/k. Hey, I wonder if anyone from Detroit wants to join us?

*uses the Force to change the jukebox to Mary J. Blige- Family Affair*

DON'T NEED NO HATERATION EVERYBODY! LET'S GET IT CRUNK UP IN HERE!

 

Walks into the saloon with lightsaber clipped on belt...for now.

Crown and 7 for me.

 

thanx krash, i must put a note up that says no killing bartenders, oh and uh welcome you who are my first customers. i must say this is not a bad start.

 

*pokes head in*

Are you guys done fighting in here?

 

For the moment. Douz and I are getting pretty ripped. Who knows what could happen? We might make some guy with glasses run around the room for 50 minutes.

 

NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

 

<Doors open. A black robed shadow stands in the door way, and sand blows around him. He walks in.>

I have came from Max Rebo's Cantina, ending a hunt. I am DarthTader, bounty hunter/sith. If anyone needs a dead man, I will be happy to make it so. If not, I'll be watching the dancers.

<Uses force to get some of the hotter dancers to come over to him>
heheh

 

Jango, what makes you think I'm a customer... I am BYOBing in this place!!! But when I run out, I'll be sure to patronize you when I need some more... I think I'ma go chill with Amy Allen a little and see if I can get her number...

 

*I go to take a drink and notices that I'm out*

Yo Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

 

((rolls in his own keg of corellian whisky))

"so, uh... who can hang with me on this one?"

((uses lightsaber to crack keg))

 

Walks into bar ala Eastwood style, orders Romulin Ale, is dissapointed when they don't have it.

What, no Klingon Blood Wine!

Bah!

Exits

 

*after killer make-out session with Amy Allen, sees Mullet come in and leave*

"Whatever they're paying those Ugnaughts nowadays... it isn't enough! That kid's out of the carbonite again!"

*rolls up next to B*

"I'll hit that keg up witcha homie!"

 

Watch it Random, get out of hand with the posts...and you'll bring down the mods!

Amy Allen...not a chance, GL's daughter...rude! Be mindful of what you're posting.

 

Can I get a blue milk?

 

I've heard this lesson before.

 

Yeah, you may have heard this lesson before, but do you listen?

 

More then likely NOT!!