Discussion in 'Star Wars TV- Completed Shows' started by Senator Kelberry, Oct 12, 2012.
Mando: And now for my next impression: Indiana Jones.
Rex: "Are you sure we are doing this pinata thing right?"
Mando: "This is the way. It's not a pinata if it's not screaming, "We're all going to burn.""
Colonel Meebur Gascon: HAH! You hear that? I'm the creator's favorite.
WAC-47: Actually Colonel, George Lucas only mentioned this was his favorite story arc. He never said you were his favorite character.
Gar Saxon: Watch out! A spider.
"I got the Spaceballs: The Flame Thrower. Yogurt was offering a sweet deal."
"An entire new season of the Clone Wars? When will we have time to watch that?"
*COVID-19 arrives to "help"*
Ursa: "Come in, Bo-Katan. Our forces have advanced on Maul's army. Our Mandalorians are doing well, but the Clones... they're pretty useless here"
Rex: "Say what?"
Ahsoka: I did my duty as a citizen
Yoda: Not as a Jedi?
Ahsoka: No. That would not be... profitable.
In the distance, a lone silhouette can be seen standing triumphantly on the horizon.
Mace: "You're in this meeting, but we don't grant you the title of Fulcrum."
Remove the wire and it looks like they're posing for a new hip-hop album titled 'Maul n tha Mandos'.
How do you even get those photos in that crisp quality?
You... are not wrong.
Mace: Would you please talk to Skywalker, Citizen Tano? Ever since you left, I keep getting this disturbing vision of him throwing me out a window.
Ahsoka: Think of it as your great trial, Master.
Ahsoka: Why are those clones so short?
Yoda: Unit assigned to me they are. The 0.5th division. Smaller, they are, but judge me by my size, do you?
Ahsoka: Well, no, but, they're not Jedi.
Anakin: They're still better than Battle Droids.
Obi Wan: hang on a minute, when did you get so tall, Ahsoka, Anakin?
Yoda: The perspective it is. Broken, the third wall is.
Obi-Wan: Ahsoka... I see you survived your day with Anakin.
Yoda: Lost our bet, you have, Obi-Wan. More training on foreseeing the future you need.
Clone troopers singing: Oh, we march from here to there. And it doesn't matter where.
Obi-Wan: They're singing that song again, aren't they?
Anakin: I told you we should stop them from watching The Jungle Book.
And she could've looked directly at Mace when she said it!
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Apology accepted, Council.