Teach Screamer Polish

Ok, I need to learn what the hell u guys are saying here. At least have a vague IDEA of what you're saying! hania tried to teach me some yesterday, but i cant even remember how to pronounce her last name!


So gimme some clues folks! some common Polish Phrases!

 

try this thread:

http://boards.theforce.net/Poland/b10482/15146066/p1

 

How to pronounce her last name... Tshlonca, I think. But write it Czlonka

 

Hey, whaddaya know, an Aussie wants to learn Polish! Nice.

If you've got some questions after reading that thread, feel free to ask them here, you won't be the first Eng-speaker I'm gonna teach Polish.

 

meh, I don't know if I should let them teach you anything coz than you'll know what (and who ) we're all talking about here .

 

Well, Im hoping for some pronounciation lessons in person Hania!

for example i think I need to learnt he ever important phrase "No ladies, please stay back. as much as u all want me, im a married man!"

 

I'm very tempted to write something incredibly rude but funny in polish right now so sometime in the future it might lead to a potentially embarassing situation for ya but... i'm to lazy to do it so I'll let the others do the work

 

@Screamer: that'd be something like 'Nie, drogie panie. Jestem zonaty.'

@Hania: You're lazy indeed.

 

Lesson 1

"tea how you yea bunny" - phonetic record, defining our negative relation to interlocutor

ps. I have hope that I wrote well, my English is not good .

 

Should be "tea who you yeah bunny".

You can use "scotch me tea who you" instead Screamer.

Seriously, I wouldn't greet ppl with those sentences if I came to Poland.

 

LOL O kurcze ( ) ale macie rozrzut

 

ok, seriously then: What is 'Hello is Hania there" becasue if i ring i might gert her folks and she mentioned they're English isnt great.


Of course if they answer with "No, and who is this" Im not going to have a bloody clue what the hell they're talking about...

This is almost as tough as calling Ki Bara Mundis. Hes grek, and his fathers english is limited.

 

"Czesc, jest Hania?"

pronunciation: "Tscheshch, yest Hania?"

 

Another very usefeul sentence is:
"ShVagYeR pijemy !"

It means "ShVagYeR lets drink !"

and pronunciation: ShVagYeR 3.14-yemmy

 

LMAO

I wonder why everyone thinks that I'm used to drinking (even if I am ).

 

Az sie poplakalem ze smiechu

 

Very funny.

 

to pewnie przez nicka

 

No tak, ze szwagrem po pijaku to, ze szwagrem po pijaku tamto... coz, w takich ludowych powiedzonkach zawsze jest ziarno prawdy.

 

Oh God....You guys are gonna make me say something and hania wont be allowed to a fanforce thing in Sydney ever again!

"You're not going out with them young lady! That man told me i was a cheese head!"

 

meh, it won't be THIS bad Be optimistic*

* In polish "Badz optymista"

 

Don't warry Scream, She will... because she was able to go to a meetings in Warsaw, she'll be able to go for a meetings in Sydney

(But not You, if You'll say something like that )

 

Ta i wez tu czlowieku naucz sie co wy mowice

 

Whats 'hello?'

 

hello => czesc (tscheshch)